Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson out and about in L.A. (7/30)

+ I believe this color is called “jailbait yellow” [Just Jared]

+ Kendra Wilkinson has a golfing upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Bar Refaeli bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Pam Anderson’s boobs are trying to escape [F-Listed]
+ Rosie O’Donnell quit blogging [ICYDK]

+ Got curves? Rosario Dawson does [Popoholic]
+ Alejandra Maglietti pics can get you fired [Horny Oyster]
+ Ludacris tries to help Barack Obama, fails [Bossip]
+ Elizabeth Taylor on her death bead? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[Flynet]

Always on the lookout for a value, that Jamie Spears

An L.A. judge today extended Jamie Spears’ control over his daughter Britney until the rest of the year. Jamie’s pretty much been running shit in Britney’s life since early February. A source close to the family told People:

“The extension of the conservatorship was at the request and suggestion of Britney’s doctors. They’ve indicated she’s made great improvement, but it’s a work in progress. Jamie Spears doesn’t want the conservatorship to last a day longer than the doctors recommend.” (Source)

Obviously this a huge blow to Jamie. Coon hunting season starts in just a few weeks and I have it on good authority that Jamie was reckonin’ to bag him a ten-pounder.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Jesse McCartney leaving Coco De Ville (7/30)

Jesse McCartney was photographed with a mysterious white powder on his pants while leaving Coco De Ville nightclub last night. Some out there are trying to say it’s cocaine but, c’mon, everyone knows that stuff is illegal. I think it’s powdered sugar. He has such a sweet tooth!

[Pacific Coast News]

Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush

Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn’t technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:

“I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I’ve decided to start planning mine before being asked!”

A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. “They’re in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year.” Reggie would be Kim’s second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.

This is just wishful thinking on Kim’s part. Professional athletes don’t get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she’s gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I’ll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.

[WENN]

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (7/30)

[Flynet]

Seth Rogan at Comic Con in San Diego (7/26)

Seth Rogan almost got kicked out of the rooftop Maxim party at Comic Con last week when he got caught smoking marijuana cigarettes . . . reefers. From Page Six:

Jovial actor Seth Rogan found out the hard way that just because it’s your premiere, doesn’t mean you can do anything you want. Rogan was at the Maxim party for his new flick, “Pineapple Express,” on the rooftop of the Solamar Hotel in San Diego where, spies said, he was smoking a funny-smelling hand-rolled cigarette. One onlooker said, “He was told to put it out immediately or leave.” (Source)

The movie’s about stoners, so of course Seth Rogan was getting high — he had to promote the film! I just wish that porn stars promoted their movies in the same way. Besides, if you really want to chastise Seth for getting involved in something that kills brain cells, start with You, Me and Dupree.

[WENN]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Britney and Lee in Cabo San Lucas (7/27)

That dude Britney Spears was photographed with on her trip to Mexico over the weekend? Turns out that’s her bodyguard Lee. Did I mention she’s also having sex with him? Because she’s also having sex with him. A source told The Sun:

“He is her perfect type.”

Has penis.

“She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves.”

He has a skull and crossbones on his ankle which Britney loves having long conversations with.

“They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. They’ve been having a great time — Lee’s put a smile on her face.” (Source)

Wow, this is just the 1992 smash-hit The Boydguard! Wait, did Whitney Houston ever attempt to fry a live chicken in that movie?

[Splash News]

Rihanna see through!

So um, yeah, Rihanna? Probably should have worn a bra last night when she went clubbing in New York. See this is the one good thing I love about not being famous. I forget to wear articles of clothing all the time (pants normally) and I never get pictures taken of me . . . I mean besides the mugshot.

[Splash News]

Jessica Alba is cold

Jessica Alba and her awesome rack went to the gym in L.A. yesterday. Good god, can you imagine going to the same gym as Jessica Alba? I wouldn’t get anything done. I’d just be yelling at her the entire time, “Do more lunges! Mooooooore luuuuuuunges!” It’d be a lot like that comedy show Drew Carey used to host where they took suggestions from the audience except it’d be at the gym and I’d get slapped and most likely pepper-sprayed.

[Splash News]