Ok, witnesses of the luncheon between Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and Lohan’s sister called it “girl talk.” But I am calling it lesbian talk. Clearly, there is a difference between girls and lesbians. Lesbians are more fun, while girls are usually less fun. Ok, for more on this…

People says, The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.

Like I said, Lesbian Talk.

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Also, OJ did not do it. I repeat, OJ did not do it.

Come on rockstar man, who goes to a drug rehab joint for a bad foot? That’s what Steven Tyler is saying today, apparently he injured his rocker foot, so he went to rehab. Here is more from Steven Tyler.

People says, “The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler says in a statement released Thursday. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.” 

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Seems to me that the only pitch Mariah Carey should be involved with would be a singing pitch. Mariah threw out the first pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome. So sign of Nick Cannon, but I safely assume he actually has a weaker arm. Mariah is definitely looking good these days, but I don’t think she has a career as a professional first pitch girl. Although I do have to say that I think Nick Cannon is a great catcher.

Oh wow, that was low. Happy Friday!

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Jon Voight at the Dirty Harry screening & DVD party in L.A. (5/29)

I hope Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t see this post. If she starts associating a man’s mouth with food, she’s gonna turn straight in no time.

Obviously a severe case of depression. Poor girl.

Looks like Kirsten Dunst is definitely lying about why she went to rehab earlier this year. On Tuesday Dunst told E!’s Mark Malkin that she went to Cirque Lodge facility to treat her depression. A source told Star magazine that Cirque Lodge would never admit someone solely for depression. Yesterday a spokesman for the facility confirmed that policy to Defamer.com:

“We address chemical dependency issues. We’re not at all a purely psychiatric facility like Bridges To Recovery, and each patient must undergo a detox for their chemical dependency, whether they’re coming off benzos, you know, cocktails in a pill, or harder substances. We do treat underlying issues, but if someone is suffering solely from chronic depression, we’re not the place to go.” (Source)

So why is she lying? It’s simple really: ugly people lie. And they steal, too. It’s a survival mechanism. Pretty people like me use charm and wit. Ugly people lie and steal. I’ve learned not trust chicks unless they’re at least a nine. I trusted an eight one time and she stole my wallet.

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Eva Longoria at LAX airport (5/28)

+ Mariah Carey throws like a girl [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I can never get enough of Shay Laren [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Doutzen Kroes and Noemie Lenoir, your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Bastardly]
+ Grace Park is Topless and Complex [Egotastic!]
+ Matt Damon got fat [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Christina Aguilera stumbling around drunk yet again [Dlisted]
+ FACT: You can tell time using Jessica Alba’s breasts [College Humor]
+ Tori Spelling loves weiners [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Lindsay Lohan drags down Ugly Betty’s ratings [Lossip]

+ Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong caught having bathroom sex [Yeeeah!]
+ Celebrities separated at birth [CityRag]
+ Batman’s been drinking his milk [popbytes]
+ Russian commies hate Indiana Jones [Gabby Babble]

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“No Kim, deep throating was April’s issue.”

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Giulia Olivetti

Italian model Giulia Olivetti

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Emmanuelle Chriqui at the premiere of You Don’t Mess With The Zohan at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (5/28)

+ Victoria Beckham looking like an alien robot in her new Marc Jacobs ads [Just Jared]

+ Topanga from Boy Meets World getting crunk [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Tricia Helfer, Grace Park and Katee Sackhoff are Battlestar Bikini Babes [Egotastic!]
+ Bianca Beauchamp is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Is Harrison Ford marrying Calista Flockhart? [ICYDK]

+ Josie Maran is dressed down, cute [Popoholic]
+ Louise Glover is a sexy zebra [Horny Oyster]
+ Tyra Banks has some child bearin’ hips [Bossip]
+ Shit America Needs: The Burger King to admit he’s a rapist [Shit America Needs]
+ Christina Applegate caught picking her nose [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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