That’s what the court says at least. Britney is still not allowed to make decisions regarding her conservatorship. However, she is allowed to visit as many conocos as she likes, so that’s awesome! Really, what more could she possibly want?

AP says, Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.
Spears’ probate case is scheduled to go to trial July 31, but Ingham said it could be “harmful” for her to participate. Goetz agreed and said Spears’ diagnosis is not complete.

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So rumors have been swirling that Angelina Jolie gave birth to the mini-pitt. But apparently they were unsubstantiated rumors. Nothing to see here folks, just keep movin’!

People says, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE. 

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Kendra Wilkinson pulling underwear over her head outside Goa nightclub in Hollywood (5/29)

+ Amy Alexander and Michelle Bass topless on the beach (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rachel Bilson’s Dress is See Through [Egotastic!]
+ Liam Neeson pissed his pants [Just Jared]
+ Jessica Simpson is so country [F-Listed]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s dad is stalking her [The Blemish]

+ Eddie Murphy back for Beverly Hills Cop 4? [Attuworld]
+ Gillian Anderson looking surprisingly hot [Popoholic]
+ Jamie Lynn Spears is “fighting nonstop” with her baby daddy [Cele|bitchy]
+ Anna Lind-Hansen is so hot, want to touch the hiney [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan taken to the emergency room after having trouble breathing [ICYDK]

[Pacific Coast News]

Tom Cruise has a nice house

Tom Cruise’s 10,000+ square foot mansion in Beverly Hills. The actor purchased the home in April of last year for $30.5 million.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

[Splash News]

Britney Spears still legally crazy

Lawyers for Britney Spears argued yesterday that the pop star is still not sane enough to participate in her legal proceedings. Us Weekly says:

Due to her “fluid” health condition, Britney Spears is still not well enough to take part in in her conservatorship case: “Because of changes in her treatment, it would not be appropriate and could be harmful for her to participate in court proceedings,” attorney Samuel Ingham told Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz during a 90-minute meeting. Goetz agreed, saying that Spears’ doctor has made a “differential diagnosis” and “wants to do additional testing in the not distant future.”

The 26-year-old singer, Goetz added, “can’t participate in any meaningful way in any court proceedings.” (Source)

Judging by those pictures of Britney in Costa Rica last week, I’m assuming the “fluid” her lawyers are talking about is amniotic. I told you that agent was up to no good! BTW, a court proceeding isn’t the only thing Britney can’t “participate in in any meaningful way.” I’d also add relationships, mothering, and Jenny Craig to the list.

Joanne “JoJo” Levesque

Singer Joanne “JoJo” Levesque at the Step Up Women’s Network’s 10th Anniversary Inspiration Awards in New York (5/29)

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Angelina might have given birth

According to various reports out of France, Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins at a Catholic clinic in the country’s Aix-en-Provence on Sunday. According to one paper, “Something something something, something something.” After the delivery, Angelina’s doctor may or may not have said, “I expect to see her in this clinic many more times — after all, her vagina is more easily penetrated than the Maginot Line!”

UPDATE: ET Online claims Angelina had the babies:

A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. “Babies are great and so is mom,” we’re told. (Source)

While People is calling bullshit:

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells People. (Source)

Staffers from both ET and People have agreed to meet by the old oak tree after school to “settle the rumors once and for all.”
[BauerGriffinOnline]

Adriana Lima in June’s Elle Italy magazine

Adriana Lima should stick with this modeling thing. She could be really successful.

NOTE: 6 more pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

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Carnie Wilson is rotund

In 1999, 5′3″, 300 lb Carnie Wilson underwent gastric bypass surgery. After dropping 22 dress sizes and more than 150 pounds, the singer posed nude in Playboy. Yup. Her. That chick above. Playboy. As evidenced from these pics of her last week — and despite having a stomach the size of a thimble — she gained all the weight back. But she’ll show us! She’s gonna lose the weight . . . again! Carnie told MomLogic:

“Keep watching me, I have already lost 15 pounds and I have 35 to go! I will be back in Playboy shape in no time. Just watch me!” (Source)

Carnie’s right, she’s only got 35 more pounds to lose to get into Playboy shape . . . in each thigh! About the only magazines that would be appropriate for her to pose in these days would be Bon Appétit, Gourmet, and No, I’m not expecting twins asshole!.

[INFDaily.com]

“I’m better than you.”

Susan Sarandon is threatening to leave the United States if John McCain becomes President. She told the Daily Telegraph:

“If McCain gets in, it’s going to be very, very dangerous. It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don’t know. We’re at an abyss.” (Source)

Just once I’d like to see one of these dumb celebrities keep their promise and move to another country. Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, and Robert Altman said the same kind of shit before the 2000 election and guess where they live now? Ohhhh, I bet you’ll never guess! That’s right, America. Of course those pussies didn’t move. No one knows who the fuck they are in those other countries. After a few weeks of not being recognized on the street, they would literally shrivel up and die.

NOTE: I want to see a conservative celebrity say this same type of thing. Like I’d love to see Clint Eastwood come out and say that if Obama wins, he’s moving to Iran.