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“More chins. I need more chins!”

Britney Spears was spotted at Petco buying herself a new pet parakeet. Which is a great idea, because she clearly needs more responsibility in her life. According to an imaginary witness I made up, as she was leaving, Britney was spotted rubbing her hands together and saying, “This is going to be delicious!”

NOTE: Didn’t Britney used to have kids? I’m pretty sure they’re in a cage somewhere, waving a sippy cup back and forth along the bars and singing the blues.

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NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there was nothing really there to cancel. Clearly they’re just trying to cover their asses now. They obviously wanted the interview and were willing to pay $1 million for it, and then the internet exploded with anger and they backed down. Own up to it, NBC. Like the time I caught you masturbating to pictures of your sister. Just admit it, man. It’s not that bad. She’s hot, I get it. Oh, wait, you actually did? Gross, dude, I’m telling your mom.

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Sophia Bush Gives Us a Peek (Egotastic!)
Jessica Is The Hot Simpson Again! (Dlisted)

Paris’s Shrink Is A Quack (IDLYITW)
Jessica Biel & JT Aboard The Love Boat (Pink Is The New Blog)

Britney To File Restraining Order Against Her Mom? (Hollywood Rag)
Mischa Is Back With A Smile… And A Fedora (Popsugar)

Rihanna Has Haters (Just Jared)
Britney: On Vacation Till ‘08 (Buzznet)

Jack Osbourne And Paris? WTF? (City Rag)
Naomi Watts Is Uber Pregnant (ASL)

Jessica Alba In Mexico (The Bastardly)
Nova Meierhenrich Is Super Sexy (The Grumpiest)

Paris Sick Of Being Made Fun Of (MollyGood)
Megan Fox. Yum! (Popoholic)

Krytal Forscutt Is Bustin’ It Up (Horny Oyster)
Jessica Alba Complains Again!!! (I’m Not Obsessed)

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Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller was spotted in a bikini for some random photo shoot on the beach. And in case you’re wondering, Marisa Miller in a bikini is 100% the absolute most important news ever. The moon landing? Yeah, that was pretty important I guess, but compared to this it might as well have been about the time I had cereal for breakfast.

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A rep for Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown has confirmed that a DNA test shows Eddie Murphy is officially the father of her 2-month-old daughter. A source close to Brown says, “He’s the baby’s father, it’s official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his. There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”

Well sucks for Eddie. Not only does he officially have a daughter he doesn’t want, but the entire world now knows he had sex with this thing. Pictures could surface of him making out with a horse and it’d be less shameful.

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This is the first shot of Harrison Ford back in costume for the new Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2008. I was gonna make a joke about the movie being about him yelling at kids to stay off his lawn, but he looks amazingly good for a 64-year-old. When I’m 64 I’ll be lucky if I’m not a giant bag of ash.

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Remember when I suggested the Promises rehab facility was like a circus? Turns out I wasn’t too far off, as Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Venice Beach Wednesday bicycling and roller blading with some friends. And maybe I’m not the master of subtlety that she is, but if you’re trying to be inconspicuous, maybe taking your shirt off and riding around in your bikini isn’t the best idea. “They’re taking my picture! I know how to stop them, I’ll take my shirt off! Wait, they’re not stopping. Noooooo!”

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Britney Spears was supposed to release her new album in November, but her publicist has confirmed that it’s been postponed. Her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, tells Life & Style, “I put her on hiatus. Brit’s album is pushed until ‘08.”

Another source close to Britney says executives at her record label, Jive, fear her career is over. The source says, “I’m surprised the album wasn’t pushed back to 2009. Everything’s up in the air with the album right now.”

I’m a little surprised Jive is still moving forward with the album. It’s pretty clear Britney’s singing career is over. I’ve heard the first couple tracks off the new album and it’s just her chewing on Cheetos and having difficulty breathing. Just kidding, that wasn’t the album. It was her entire life.

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Well, it’s Friday and like usual, I end things off with some hotness. This week it’s my pleasure to bring you Marisa Miller in a bikini. Now I’m not going to write too much because Marisa’s body is absolutely sick and you’re probably too busy looking at the pictures and not reading. With that said, blah blah blah blah blah boobs, blah blah blah blah blah ass, blah blah blah blah blah sexy, blah blah blah blah blah enjoy.

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