Archive for May, 2007
May 30th, 2007 at 03:34pm
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David Hyde Pierce (the guy who played Niles on Frasier) has officially come out of the closet after an AP story appeared on
CNN saying: "Pierce got to Los Angeles in the early 1990s when his partner, actor-writer-producer Brian Hargrove, wanted to write for television." Pierce"s sexuality has always been an open secret in Hollywood although he"s never formally come out.
AfterElton.com contacted a rep for Pierce about the AP story, and they confirmed that Hargrove is indeed Pierce"s life partner.
Well this is just shocking shocking news. If you told me he wrestled bears all day and won a tree chopping competition then, yeah, that makes sense. But gay? No, no, that just doesn"t sound right at all.
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May 30th, 2007 at 12:06pm
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Paris Hilton"s cell mate was hand-picked and it"s an inmate currently doing time for reckless driving. Additionally, the jailers have put together a special protocol for Paris" stay, detailing how things should be done for her.
TMZ reports:
Jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton"s stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in ... jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic -- they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like ... a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined -- i.e., fired ... a "written protocol" has already been prepared especially for Paris" stay, detailing "when and how things should be done for her."
They wrote up a special protocol for me when I was in jail too, but that was basically for the safety of everybody else. When God gives you lethal killing machines for fists, it"s only natural that other people are a little nervous around you. And also that you fight for justice and say things like "Head"s up" as you punch off somebody"s head.
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May 30th, 2007 at 10:49am
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Turns out Lindsay Lohan"s boyfriend Calum Best is every bit the winner you thought he was. Last Wednesday he was taped snorting cocaine in a London hotel room with two hookers he had hired.
The Sun reports:
The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once  before romping with each in turn. SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line†as drugs were laid out ... Then he dropped his pants as the girls  who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table  simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. Gripped by lust he used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring him  just as he did with MICK JAGGER’s daughter JADE. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave  only for him to demand they should “learn some mannersâ€Â.
If a love of cocaine is as good a foundation for a relationship as I think it is, then these two are destined to be together forever. Seriously though, Lindsay Lohan couldn"t pick a worse guy even if she tried. She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he"d make a better boyfriend.
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May 30th, 2007 at 08:56am
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Yesterday, Britney Spears posted a
message to her fans blaming everybody else for her problems and saying she didn't need to go to rehab because she didn't have an alcohol problem. But just two nights before on Sunday, she allegedly partied so hard at the Mondrian Hotel's Sky Bar she had to be carried out of the men's restroom where she was found vomiting uncontrollably and unable to walk.
The Sun reports:
She was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.†The troubled pop princess, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year, was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick.
A source adds:
“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.†The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself.
Notice the hat and ring? That's a good role model for her kids right there. They'd probably be better off if she just tied them to a donkey and left them in the woods. Hell, they'd receive better parenting from the inside of an oven. That was on. And filled with bees.
By BLZ
May 30th, 2007 at 07:27am
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If you ever wondered how a proper party invitation should look, look no further. Nicole Richie sent the following email invitation for a Memorial Day party she co-hosted Sunday night.
From: Nicole Richie
Subject: Masha and Nicole"s Memorial Day Party
My fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let"s stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems
Let"s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
This is the same party Mischa Barton attended where she
mixed her drugs and alcohol and, according to an insider, "was rolling around on the ground... and then suddenly she began screaming that she was dying." She then passed out and was taken to Sherman Oaks Hospital. So yeah, basically the classiest party ever thrown. I"m surprised the Monopoly Man didn"t attend.
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May 30th, 2007 at 07:03am
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Wilmer Valderrama and Kevin Federline were spotted partying together in Las Vegas over the weekend, and the two hit it off so well K-Fed invited Fez to collaborate with him on his next album. The
NY Daily News reports:
The new BFFs "chilled out together and insisted on rapping along to every song played ... K-Fed invited Wilmer to be involved with his next album." Britney"s baby-daddy even had a nifty new trick to foil the paparazzi at Heineken"s Thirst Studio Global Sessions. "He had a little flashlight he would shine in cameras so they couldn"t get any shots."
This might be the greatest partnership since peanut better and jelly. Assuming, of course, that peanut butter and jelly were douchebags with no careers. I guess they could, like, hold meetings and discuss their goatees. Maybe braid each other"s hair and have pillow fights? And at the end of the day they can fall asleep in each other"s arms while reminiscing about better times, trying to be brave for each other as a single tear rolls down their cheek.
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May 29th, 2007 at 01:54pm
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Shanna Moakler wrote a post on her
MySpace yesterday taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan and then going into an attack on Paris Hilton. She writes:
HERES A TIP....
When you making 8 million dollars a film.....HIRE A DRIVER!!
I"ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes.... I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana...carrying the bible around...loves it! Karma will be the day she"s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don"t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don"t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it"s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab...I don"t really think anything of it...they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo
And this is Lindsay Lohan"s reponse on her alleged
MySpace, which I"m not actually convinced is hers:
starkitten
im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career
for someone who "doesn"t really think anything of it" sure had a mouth load to say. don"t blame "young hollywood" for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn"t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.
p.s. your kids are ugly.
Just in case you had any doubt that Hollywood is just slightly less mature than junior high. They might as well be accusing each other of having cooties here. And then one of them would be all, "Oh no you did not just brought it." And then the other would be like, "Oh yes I did just broughted it." And then they"d make a movie about it and it"d be awesome. Word.
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May 29th, 2007 at 11:02am
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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly heading back to rehab after she
crashed her car over the weekend and was photographed two nights later (above) completely trashed in the passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend Samantha Ronson. The
NY Daily News reports:
"She finally realizes it's the right thing to do," In Touch quoted a friend of the actress as saying. "She is going willingly." The pair had just left a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when a paparazzo caught up to them at a gas station around 4a.m. yesterday ... Ronson tried in vain to rouse her sleeping pal, who wore a gray hoodie but no seatbelt, when she realized a photographer was snapping away ... Ironically, the photos show a medallion dangling in front of the slumbering star from the rear-view mirror. It reads "30 Days" - a reference to the number of days of sobriety. One particularly shocking photo shows Lohan out of the car and on her knees, being watched over by two unidentified men as she seems to vomit on the sidewalk. Another shot shows what appears to be an inch-long fresh cut on the back of her left hand. It was unclear how or when she got the injury.
In Touch claims Lindsay checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday afternoon, which sounds sketchy at best. I'm not saying their reporting isn't reliable, but they once claimed that I totally made out with Jessica Alba. Which actually turns out to be true, but, wait, where was I going with this again?
UPDATE: It's been confirmed, Lindsay Lohan was escorted by her lawyer and checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday.
By BLZ
May 29th, 2007 at 10:34am
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Britney Spears has written
another message to her fans on her
official site, except this one is 80 pages long and I believe has an appendix. She writes:
Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It"s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It"s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don"t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn"t be here.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don"t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn"t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person...it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter...to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That"s God"s job. I can"t wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month...
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. YouÂ’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.
She says she doesn"t want to blame anybody and then goes on to blame like three or four or eight different people. And I might even feel sorry for her, except that it"s tough to forget about stuff like
this or
this or
this or
this. In the words of Batman: "It"s not who you are underneath, it"s what you do that defines you." And me? Well this morning I saved an orphanage from burning down and then nursed a sick kitten back to health. I"m just saying.
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