Rose McGowan reportedly warned her female co-stars not to wear red to the LA premiere of Grindhouse so her dress wouldn"t be upstaged. A source says:

"It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she"s self-obsessed." Among the beauties ordered to do without red were Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd and Sydney Tamiia Poitier. But McGowan was in for a rude surprise when two minor cast members, twins Elise and Electra Avellan, paraded into the theater in bright red outfits. "It was basically a "[Bleep] you!" to Rose," said the source.

Her dress actually looks pretty good, which is too bad because it would"ve been ironic if it looked stupid as hell. Like if she was freaking out and yelling at everybody not to wear red and her dress turned out to be a tomato costume or something. Source

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Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted at Universal Studios with her boyfriend getting harrassed by a clown. There are only two things I"m certain of in this world: 1) my abs make steel look like Play-Doh and 2) clowns are the physical manifestation of evil. I"m surprised Jennifer Love Hewitt held it together long enough to pretend to be amused. If I was her there would"ve been a fist-shaped hole going through the clown"s chest and my closed palm squeezing a still pumping heart.

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Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving the Mercer hotel in New York over the weekend looking like some sort of crazy bag lady. What the hell is going on in these pictures? She"s got her face covered, her hair is done up like a 60-year-old cafeteria lady, she"s walking her dogs, and she"s got a pillow, just in case she needs to take a nap on the street. I"m trying to come up with a scenario where all of this would make sense, but all I can picture is her trying to fight crime and beating people with her pillow as she"s yelling, "Beware criminals! Bag Lady fights for justice! And knitting!"

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are reportedly set to get matching nose jobs and have both reportedly consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about the surgery. An insider says:

"Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea." There has been speculation in the past that the mini-moguls have already had their features tweaked under the knife. "They both love changing their looks," a friend tells ITW. "They thought this would make them look more polished."

More polished? It"s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a nose job to fix whatever"s wrong with these two. Can they do face transplants yet? I saw in a movie once where they swapped John Travolta"s face with Nicolas Cage"s face and then they switched identities and had to shoot a bunch of people and blow stuff up. I think it was called Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. Source

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This is the much hyped lesbian kiss between Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston that aired on Dirt"s season finale yesterday. It"s every bit as disappointing and pathetic as you imagined it might be. If lesbian kisses were race horses, this would be the little guy in the back who"s just kind of walking it, and then halfway through he lies down and takes a nap. Watching your grandma try to put in her dentures in the morning is probably hotter than this.

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Hilary Duff showed up to the 18th annual GLAAD Media Awards wearing a dress not suited for her body at all. I mean she looks pretty good, but that dress looks like a joke. She looks like a 12-year-old who got into her mom"s closet. I"d take her just as seriously if she had oranges taped to her chest and drew her lipstick on with crayon.

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A rep for James Blunt confirms that he and Petra Nemcova split in February, though it was on amicable terms and they remain good friends. Additionally Blunt has recently been seen partying with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, and was spotted with her on numerous occasions in LA, including Teddy"s Wednesday night, then Lohan"s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally at Blunt"s hotel room around 3am. Saturday morning. A clubgoer at Teddy"s says:

"Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking." Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

I know it"s just James Blunt, but going from Petra Nemcova to Lindsay Lohan has to be a pretty hard step to take. It"s like having filet mignon your entire life and then one day having to eat a homeless person"s old shoe. Which, in this case, also happens to be a used condom. Source

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Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo (only 400 were ever made) while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline yesterday. Griffin said:

"Undercover Brother"s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can"t drive."

The Ferrari belonged to the producer of Redline, who said:

"I"m glad Eddie came out of the crash okay, but my dream car got destroyed. I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, "There"s people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world." "

I dunno man, if Eddie Griffin crashed my Ferrari Enzo the next day"s headlines would read "Eddie Griffin strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner." Although that"d be kind of a long headline. They could use a small font or something. NOTE: Yes, Eddie Griffin actually referred to himself as Undercover Brother. Source

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David and Victoria Beckham partied in London with P. Diddy at the Automat Bar over the weekend, and judging by these pictures they barely survived. Also judging by these pictures, Victoria Beckham has breasts made out of solid diamond. I tried to stab her in the chest once but my knife bent like a cartoon. And then she gave me a hug and her boobs went through my chest and I died. True story. Some of these pictures are possibly LSFW because her diamond nipples are fighting their way through her shirt.

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In case you"ve ever wondered, Paris Hilton allegedly lost her virginity to Tori Spelling"s brother, Randy Spelling. Spelling says:

"We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn"t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma"s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later." But the big-bucks heiress still has a soft spot for the small-screen heir, as evidenced by a recent hello outside a Los Angeles nightclub. "She came up to me and she was like, "I want to say hi to Randy." She was like, "Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi!""

He also says about Bai Ling:

"Bai Ling was really crazy. She earnestly told us she is from the moon. She said she comes down from the moon on weekends to change outfits. I think she believes it."

The biggest surprise here is that Randy Spelling has ever had sex with a woman. Or, ya know, a tranny. What"s the proper term for Paris? Livng STD? Well it"s surprising that he"s ever had sex period. He"s so ugly I imagine he"d be too afraid of himself to even masturbate. A bunch more of Pais Hilton at Hugh Hefner"s 81st birthday celebration over the weekend after the jump.

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