Mike Tyson was arrested for a DUI and possession of cocaine in Arizona early this morning. Tyson told cops he had been using illegal substances the past few days after he was stopped when he ran a stop sign and almost hit a sheriff"s vehicle. Which is just sad, because fifteen years ago he would"ve punched a hole in the police officer"s chest and then went to his house and ate his baby. But not today. Alas, I fear that Mike Tyson is gone forever. Like Paris Hilton"s virginity. Or Lindsay Lohan"s brain. Or your breath after getting a glimpse of my dreamy eyes and rock hard abs.

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