Have a safe and happy New Year everybody. I"ll probably see you Tuesday, depending on how many baby koalas I have to save. Take that, Angelina Jolie. My heart is twice as big as yours. Twice as firm too. Mmm, and supple.

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Well, it’s the time of year to have a little fun and what better way than by ogling the hottest girls out there. So here are the Top Ten Babes of 2006, voted by yours truly! Now I know there are a few babes missing or forgotten (I put this list together in 5 minutes) and no doubt some of you will disagree with my choices.

However, my taste in women is far superior than the average person’s and that’s why this list is the most respected and conclusive in the world. So let’s start this thing.

10#: Lucy Pinder

The Proof:
Lucy Pinder Maxim Pictures & Video
Lucy Pinder Plasters Michelle Marsh’s Breasts
Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures

9#: Maria Menounos

The Proof:
Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos
Maria Menounos In A Public Affair
Maria Menounos Is The Cutest

8#: Hilary Duff

The Proof:
Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky
Hilary Duff To Play Russian Porn Pop Star
Hilary Duff Denies Virginity Claim? No!!!!!

7#: Rihanna

The Proof:
Gulp! Rihanna Is Only 18!!!
Rihanna: Stripper Basics 101
Beyonce Has A New Name, Rihanna

6#: Victoria Beckham

The Proof:
There’s More To Victoria Beckham Than Just Boobs
Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Ready To Pop
Victoria Beckham See Through Pictures

Click Here To View The Top 5

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If you haven"t noticed, the site has been down for the past 12 hours or so. One of the hard drives in our server failed and we lost all the data. Technicians have been working to get the failed drive replaced, but all the archives and forum archives were lost. The good news is we"ve got backups. The bad news is they"re from three months ago. I"m going to spend my weekend trying to get as much of the site put back up as possible, but all comments since September have been lost. It"s up to you guys to remember exactly what you said and the order you said it in and recreate the comments section. Same goes for the forum. If you registered after September you"re going to have to re-register. I"m really sorry about all this, guys. If it makes you feel any better the past 12 hours feels like we"ve been anally raped by a kodiak bear.

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I know most of you have never heard of April Scott but I can assure you in 2007, I’ll be fantasizing about her on a daily basis. Seriously, how hot are these pictures?! They bring tears to my eyes. Have a Happy New Years and be safe.

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Dita Von Teese Loves Stripping (Hollywood Rag)
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Aniston’s Bing Of A Boyfriend (Just Jared)
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Jenna Jameson Gets Us Started
Scarlett Johansson Naked Causes No Fuss
Jessica Simpson Should Just Picture Everyone Naked

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Julia Roberts" rep confirmed she"s expecting her third child with husband Danny Moder and is due this summer. She named her twins Hazel and Phinnaeus so I"m just waiting to see what she"ll come up with this time. Although on the scale of embarrassing names it"ll be pretty tough to top Phinnaeus. I"m guessing she"ll go with a sound effect. Like Kapow Roberts.

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Mike Tyson was arrested for a DUI and possession of cocaine in Arizona early this morning. Tyson told cops he had been using illegal substances the past few days after he was stopped when he ran a stop sign and almost hit a sheriff"s vehicle. Which is just sad, because fifteen years ago he would"ve punched a hole in the police officer"s chest and then went to his house and ate his baby. But not today. Alas, I fear that Mike Tyson is gone forever. Like Paris Hilton"s virginity. Or Lindsay Lohan"s brain. Or your breath after getting a glimpse of my dreamy eyes and rock hard abs.

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Well, if you don’t know by now, Lindsay Lohan has been practicing her new stripper role for her upcoming film, I Know Who Killed Me. However, maybe Lohan has taken this just a tad bit too far. According to the New York Post, Lohan got up on stage at the Scores West Strip Club in New York City with the rest of the strippers and began swinging on the dance pole herself. There were apparently 400 customers in the club watching the recently admitted AA actress dancing around.
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If a female celebrity is going to make a fool out of herself in public, then this is the way to do it. It’s nice to see Lindsay Lohan making headlines for something other than crashing her car, being drunk or getting into catfights for once. Yes, she’s finally making headlines that don’t make me hate her. To be honest, her stock has actually risen in light of this recent event. How could it not? She’s got the breasts of a stripper. She’s got the body of a stripper. She’s got multiple boyfriends like strippers. And now she’s got the stage act of a stripper. All things considered, the likelihood of seeing Lindsay Lohan nude – either on screen or stage – gets greater by the minute. Keep up the good work!

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-More Jewish hotness!!
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-Eva Mendes photo gallery
-Psycho At City Council

-Brooke Hogan humiliates herself
-Mmm… Jessica and Jewel together!
-A little stop motion animation
-Tila’s tease

More Tuna:
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Heidi Klum Pictures
Michelle Trachtenberg Pictures

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I can never get tired of getting glimpses of Victoria Beckham’s breasts and nipples. I know most of you find them ridiculous, which they are, but they’re one of a kind and that’s why I love them. Seriously, I don’t care if one implant points north and the other southwest, I just enjoy inspecting them and trying to figure out how the hell they stay on that little frame without gravity having its way. It’s really fascinating on a scientific level and that turns me on.

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