Remember when Britney Spears looked like she might actually make it out of this thing with a little class and looking smoking hot? Well forget about any of that happening, because that was before she met Paris Hilton. Britney showed up to Teddy"s with Paris the other night looking like a, uh, what"s the word I"m looking for here? Ah yes, dirty street prostitute. If she keeps hanging out with Paris by Christmas she"ll have made four pornos and possibly be pregnant with a baby kinkajou. I mean she"ll definitely be pregnant, kinkajou is just the most likely species. More of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton looking super classy after the jump, including a couple shots of her flashing her panties.

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Sorry for the late start. I woke up in the middle of Time Square covered in gravy and wearing a Santa costume (don"t ask). Which is especially weird considering I live in California. I"m gonna keep things light today since most people are either buying stuff or waiting in line to buy stuff. I wasn"t even gonna update but I figure I"ve got some free time so why not. Anyway here"s what"s been happening while you were filling your stomach with giant dead birds. • Heidi Klum and Seal gave birth to a baby boy. Hopefully to one that looks slightly less skilled at burrowing than their first. • David Blaine escaped from his gyroscope. A sentence I say practically every week. • Tawny Kitaen has been charged with possessing 15 grams of cocaine. When asked for comment Tawny said, "Who the hell am I? Was I in a movie or something? TV show? Working the register at Target?"

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So here we have some pictures of Lucy Pinder plastering Michelle Marsh’s breasts with… umm…plaster! It’s great that these two bimbos are such good friends. They do everything together, it’s so cute. Let’s see, they’ve already given each other sex lessons, jumped out of a gigantic birthday cake together, French kissed, pretended to lick each others nipples,and now made a golden boob mold. I can’t wait to see what their next joint venture will be. I just hope the laws in my state permit me to view it.

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OK, I’m officially sick of Britney Spears! I never wrote about the girl before, and I thought that “maybe” she was headed in the right direction after her split with K-Fed but I’m starting to think that she was better off with him, than without him. I mean, look at her! She’s with Paris Hilton, drunk, wearing a tacky leopard print dress and blue panties. Drastic times call for drastic measures, and now I have to play the part of the bad guy. For polluting a page on my respectable website with such terrible pictures, for marrying a dumbass, and for teasing us by pretending to be hot again, I’m forced to impose a Britney ban. It may last 1 week or it may be permanent. I haven’t decided yet. She’s got some real sucking up to do.

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Actress Pamela Anderson always ends up naked whenever she goes out partying in Hollywood. She tells Blender magazine,

“When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David Lachapelle’s studio taking crazy pictures. That’s usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David’s studio.”
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For some reason, hearing Pamela Anderson proudly announce to the world that she enjoys getting drunk and naked doesn’t have the same effect on me as it once did. I’m fairly sure that it has something to do with the fact that her nipples are misplaced, that she has regular sex with Kid Rock and that her face is starting to look more weathered than an Egyptian pyramid. Talk about a trio of turnoffs! The days of Pam setting off fireworks in my sweatpants are long gone. I can accept that, I just wish she could!

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I know I usually like to save my British babe posts for Friday but it is Thanksgiving and honestly what better way to celebrate than by getting sex lessons from UK’s finest Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh. I mean, it sure beats eating turkey. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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