Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed because while shopping at Madison over the weekend a swarm of paparazzi suddenly ditched her to chase after Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as they drove by. And to get back at them she allegedly followed them around blasting K-Fed"s new album.

"All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris," the eyewitness tells Star. "And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, "What the hell just happened?""

But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline"s CD! In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy"s on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. "Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table." Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin"s praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn"t mind "hooking up with him," sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

I wish to God this is true, but keep in mind the source is Star. You"d get more accurate reporting from a crazy homeless man"s diary or a Bazooka Joe comic.

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Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy"s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn"t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:

"Paris was acting like Britney"s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney"s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris" friendly gestures."

I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, but Paris Hilton might not be the best choice to start off her lesbian journey. Sure it"s an easy lay, but then you end up wearing neon blue sunglasses at night and forgetting that underwear has more uses than being stuffed in your mouth during sex.

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Los Angeles Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet. The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”
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Wow, another alleged report of a leaked celebrity sex tape. And not just any tape. A Jessica Simpson sex tape! Am I shocked? No. But this further strengthens my belief that celebrities are complete morons. Normal people like you and me don’t feel the need bring video cameras with us into the bedroom. If we do though, we lock the tape up afterwards. And if we forget to, we don’t label it “OUR SEX TAPE – PLEASE STEAL AND THEN SELL” and then leave it on the coffee table for the maid, gardener, butler or burglars to find. At least the public has had the privilege of seeing attractive stars get humiliated in amateur home videos. But everyone knows it’s only a matter of time before Rosie O’Donnell leaves a tape lying around, and then we’ll all be sorry.

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Nicole Kidman is reportedly expecting her first biological child in Spring with her husband Keith Urban. She was showing off her bump over the weekend and is allegedly set to make an official announcement soon. A source says:

"Miss Kidman certainly isn"t hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can"t help but notice she is a mum-to-be."

Just when I thought I was out of ways to emasculate Tom Cruise it turns out it was his fault he and Nicole couldn"t conceive. I guess all the exercise and vitamins in the world still isn"t enough to grow him some decent sperm. He might as well trade in his penis for a pink bike with tassels because "little schoolgirl" is about as masculine as he"s gonna get. NOTE: Ignore the existence of Suri Cruise, because I don"t think secretly adopting a half-Asian baby constitues being a man. *NOTE: Also ignore that Nicole Kidman miscarried Tom Cruise"s baby shorty before they divorced. I mean I did and I feel great!

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Here’s model/actress/lingerie designer Kelly Brook prancing around on the beach in a bikini. Now these pictures are a year old but hey, it’s November and nothing warms me up more than seeing hot candid photos of one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Besides, after those nasty Britney Spears upskirt pictures we all could use a little Kelly Brook to get the bad taste out of our mouths.

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Here’s Brittany Murphy at the ‘Happy Feet‘ premiere. I guess she figured that kissing the guys in penguin suits would be a great photo op. Well she was right. Seeing her pretty face puckering up for one of those cute penguin beaks is a really sweet sight. It made me go AWWW for a second there, too. But don’t be fooled by the cartoonish, rated-G expression on that bird’s face. Underneath that costume, lies a sweaty, horny guy named Morty, who’s suddenly really glad he wasn’t working the Spiderman premiere - or some other movie involving a character in a tight fitting costume.

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I told myself I wouldn’t have Britney Spears pollute this site anymore after last week’s upskirt pictures. So let’s just pretend this is an extension of that post except this time she decided not to wear any panties at all. Now I’m glad you really don’t see much because a Britney Spears’ vagina wouldn’t have sat well with me after all that left over turkey from Thanksgiving Day. Warning! Make sure you look at these on an empty stomach.

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