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-Sexy women’s halloween costumes
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-Durex: Gross Grandma
-Movie Star Showdown: Kate Beckinsale vs. Natalie Portman
-Women Soccer
-Hottie Gabriella Barros
-History of the string bikini
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Nicole Richie is seeking treatment to figure out why she"s so thin and can"t put any weight on. Her rep says:
"Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she"s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder." "She"s tired of everyone saying you don"t eat, because she does," a source close to Richie tells People. "She wants to gain weight. It wasn"t anyone saying you have to go do this - it wasn"t an intervention. It was her saying I"m tired of people saying this about me, I"m going to go get some tests. It was a personal decision."Unless she has cancer there"s no reason Nicole Richie shouldn"t be gaining weight if she"s eating the way she claims to be eating. I"d buy that it"s her metabolism or genes except that I"ve seen what she used to look like. Her natural state is that of rotundness. Pretending this is a medical condition is about as believable as claiming it"s the work of a magical fairy named Butterscotch she found in her attic.
You know a lot of people have this pre-conceived notion that Victoria Beckham is just a fake-breasted bitch. However, after watching this funny video of these two kids interviewing her, she comes across as genuine and sincere. Now if the video doesn’t change your impression of her, like it has mine, I guess you’ll get some satisfaction near the end of it when the little buggers kick a soccer ball right into her gut. Anyway, I don’t want to ruin the whole thing for you so have a look.
P.S. I wish I never saw this video because I’ll never be able to make fun of her properly again, she’s far too sweet. Not only am I in love with her breasts. I’m in love with her personality. Damn it!
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A few of you may remember that awhile back I did a post commenting on the announcement of The Carmen Electra Prepaid MasterCard and Carmen Electra Gift MasterCard cards. Well, for all of you who have been waiting for it with baited breath, it’s finally arrived. The launch was last night, and here is the once-lovely Carmen Electra looking as used as one of her credit cards in the hands of a teenage girl on a shopping spree.
Oh yes, Carmen is moving up in the world, going from being the poster child for plastic boobs to the new poster child for, er, plastic.
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Avril Lavigne has officially graduated from small-time party girl to full fledged drunken bar floozy with these latest pictures. You know you’ve hit the big leagues when the Paparazzi can actually catch you drunk and passed out in the back seat of a car, with your panties out there for the whole world to see. I wonder if Avril and Paris Hilton got together recently and traded career tips, seeing as Paris now sings, and Avril really does nothing but hang out in bars and gets drunk. I’m not complaining though. I don’t mind seeing Avril’s panties. I’d just rather see them on my bedroom floor.
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Lindsay Lohan showed up to the XBox "Gears of War" launch party yesterday looking a little more strung out than usual. Which is like describing water as being a little bit wetter today. And with her straight hair Lindsay is almost unrecognizable. Give her a fake mustache and monocle and she"d be the CIA"s top agent. Assuming, of course, that the CIA"s top agents spend their time napping and trying to find the perfect pair of shoes.
More of Lindsay Lohan looking like Demi Moore after the jump, including one of her about to give K-Fed a hug.
Just a few days after claiming he didn"t know Madonna would gain permanent custody of his child, Yohane Banda, the father of the 13-month-old Malawian boy Madonna wants to adopt, says he"s scared Madonna will back out of the adoption because of all the negative press. He says:
"I am afraid Madonna may get angry and frustrated and decide to dump my son because of these people. These so-called human rights activists are harassing me every day, threatening me that I am not aware of what I am doing. I"m afraid David may be sent back and the orphanage may not even accept him back. So where will he end up? Here? He will certainly die."And regarding his previous statements about not meaning to give Madonna permanent custody he says:
"I was telling these rights groups that I wasn"t selling my son. I said I wouldn"t ... sell my son for anything but I had agreed with Madonna before a judge so my comments were taken out of context and I hope Madonna is not angry."I was hoping the first pictures of Madonna"s new family would be of her and her two kids and in the background would be David chained to the radiator eating out of a dog bowl. But no, she"s actually treating the adopted kid with dignity and respect. And now that she has the approval of the father it makes it imposisble to hate what she"s done. Although the father is so completely confused about everything I think with enough coaxing we could get him to admit the kid isn"t even his and then confess to staging the moon landing in his basement studio.
Ashlee Simpson is helping to launch a new line of footwear for Skechers and at a photocall in London yesterday she said:
"Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond. I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe."Read that first sentence again. Read it twice if you have to. Now picture it being said by a 3-year-old girl in her pajamas holding a stuffed teddy bear. Because that"s the kind of person that should be saying stuff like that, not a 22-year-old woman. Ashlee"s getting cute as hell, but I"m surprised she isn"t required by law to wear a helmet and kneepads. A ton more of Ashlee Simpson promoting shoes after the jump. Half of which she probably ate because she thought they were cookies. NOTE: When I say "cute as hell" I mean her chin looks like it needs to take a dump. If her and Jay Leno had a baby the kid"s head would just be a giant butt.
Kevin Federline recently told Entertainment Weekly that he"s the "most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years" and when asked who the most underrated performer in his field was he paused for about 12 seconds and replied: "Me." Additionally, in an interview with People he says he doesn"t mind that everybody in the world hates him:
"If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it"s going to do is help me. I know who I am."And on his acting debut last month on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
"I shocked myself. There were parts that I wish I would have done different, but there are parts that really took me, like, Wow, did I do that? I looked at myself and I was like, It looked good. It looked perfect."And on being a father of four:
With each birth, "it gets less and less stressful. It"s just time to get my stuff down while they"re young. so I can sit back and watch them grow up."What can you say about K-Fed that hasn"t already been said? I guess I could start a rumor that his penis is so small he"s technically a girl. But that"s not really a rumor. It"s a fact.
