Anna Nicole Smith recently buried her son Daniel in the Bahamas, but now that she"s getting kicked out she"s facing the possibility of having to exhume the body to bring back to the United States. A source says:

"She waited as long as she did to bury him [39 days after her son died] because she was trying to figure out if she could get his body into the U.S. Now that she might get booted out, the word is she"s going to take her son"s body with her."

At the rate her life is going, when she goes in to unbury her son she"s gonna find that the body is already missing. And then on closer inspection notice the body actually clawed its way out on its own. Yeah, that"s right, I said it. He"s a zombie. Oh no I di"int just go there. Oh no I di"int.

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It’s refreshing to see a celebrity actually make them self look bad on Halloween. I mean while the rest of us are busy dressing up like axe murderers and trannies, stars usually opt for the porn star/babe/slut/trashy-nurse look. Well Hilary Duff will have none of that as she is looking positively shitty. I love it! Oh and BTW, her sister Hailey wasn’t actually invited, she just decided to say hello after aerobics class. What??? You thought she was in costume? No, she just naturally looks scary.

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-Jessica Alba likes to shove things up her nose
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-Robin Hibbard’s hot picture gallery
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I don’t know what’s up with women having hair extensions but I think it’s absolutely ridiculous and as you can see on Pamela Anderson, ugly. What ever happened to growing your hair the old fashion way? Sure, it may take a lot of time but at least you won’t look like you have bald spots where the extensions are glued. Anyway, I’m a guy and maybe I don’t fully understand the need for women to have instant hair gratification. However, I do know that the last thing I’d want to find in my hands after running my fingers through some “lucky lady’s” hair is a clump of nasty horse tail.

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Here are some pictures of Tera Patrick at a Halloween party she hosted at the TAO nightclub. I have to admit, as hot as Tera looks in this slutty lingerie and fishnet outfit, her choice in costumes is pretty lame for the occasion. I mean c’mon! An actual adult entertainer dressing up like a porn star for a Halloween party is no fun! That’s about as imaginative as Paris Hilton going as prostitute, or Mel Gibson dressing up in a KKK getup. My point is that it doesn’t take much costume preparation planning when you just end up going in your work clothes. Am I saying that I’d have preferred if she dressed up in a gorilla suit? No, of course not, but at least wear a pair of cat ears or carry a pitchfork or something!

Porn Stars @ Dave Navarro’s Halloween Party

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The guys over at ALavigne got some shots of Avril Lavigne wasted and flashing her panties in Hollywood. Which isn"t as exciting as you"d think. Mostly because it"s impossible to get turned on by people you hate. Try masturbating to Hitler. You"ll see. Unless that does turn you on, in which case maybe consider shooting yourself in the face and never coming here again. A ton more of Avril Lavigne and her panties after the jump.

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Snoop Dogg was released on $35,000 bail after being arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession yesterday at Bob Hope Airport. Officers stopped him at a loading zone for a vehicle code violation and when they searched his vehicle found a gun and marijuana. His attorney says:

"There was no basis for this arrest. We believe that once this is cleared up, all charges will be dismissed."

Is Snoop Dogg ever not suspected of carrying illegal drugs on him? I mean, this is Snoop Dogg. You could search him in the shower and you"d still end up finding like seven baggies filled with weed.

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Jessica Simpson Will Stalk You On MySpace (Egotastic!)
Why Is The Centerfold All Stuck Together? (CollegeHumor)

Janice Dickinson And Steven Tyler Twins? (City Rag)
Mariah Carey Gets Cancelled (IDLYITW)

Nicole Richie Needs Help Eating (Hollywood Rag)
Paris Traps Acquires A New Pet (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hilary Duff Makes Stuff Happen (Popsugar)
Dolly Parton Hotness (Dlisted)

Jessica & Ashlee Simpson Cover Girls (A Socialite’s Life)
Olivia Wilde In Sexy Black (The Bastardly)

Holly Valance, Fishnets & Lap Dances, oh my! (Popoholic)
Tera Patrick For The Weekend (Horny Oyster)

And Finally, Michelle Marsh (MediaBom)

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Jessica Alba Not In The Mood To Get Nude
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Brad Pitt tells Entertainment Weekly to lighten the mood on the set of Babel he would yank up his pants to give himself a wedgie and then stick out his butt and waddle around like a duck. I pull a similar prank. Only instead of waddling around with a wedgie I stare at women and make them orgasm with my eyes. It"s a little trick I picked up at the University of Being Sexy. NOTE: Sorry for the late updates. My internet was being a little punkass, so I had to uppercut it in front of its friends.

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