Here’s a preview of Lucy Pinder’s 2007 Calendar and I have to say that I’m speechless. Now I don’t know much about Lucy except for the fact that she refuses to pose topless. What a shame. Those are million dollar breasts she’s hiding under there. OK, maybe not a million but I would definitely pay 10 bucks for lap dance to see them.

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Posh Spice says she would love to be called Lady Victoria. She told Jo Whiley on Radio 1 on Monday : “Can you imagine? Oh, I’d love that, that would be quite fabulous!” Victoria, 32, said she hoped reports that former England captain David Beckham would be knighted for services to football were true. “It’s just so camp it’s wonderful isn’t it, Lady Victoria. Something like that goes in the paper and you think… that would be quite amazing.
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Hmm…. I don’t see why Victoria Beckham would need her husband to be knighted to be called a Lady when all she has to do is spend a few hours with me in my love castle. Not only would I make her a Lady, I’d make her a Queen. Take that British Royalty.

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Guess what Bill Maher dressed up as for Halloween. If you guessed Steve Irwin you"d be correct. If you guessed "asshole" you"d also be correct. Though that answer works pretty much every other time of the year too. He doesn"t even need to be in costume. Source

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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated after seven years of marriage and two children. In a statement issued today their publicist says:

"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Reese initiated the split, though sources say it wasn"t triggered by a single event but rather it was "cumulative." Which is a nice way of saying Ryan Phillippe"s been a jerk for years. Plus I bet he can"t benchpress an elephant or defeat ninjas in hand to hand combat. So pretty much I win at everything.

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Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren were spotted what looks like having sex in the ocean. Or group calisthenics. It"s hard to tell without my x-ray goggles. Although for the sake of my own amusement let"s just go ahead and assume they"re doing it. A bit disappointing though, since I always imagined seeing photos of Jessica Alba having public sex would be a bigger deal than this. Ya know, some scented candles, a few fireworks, and maybe a big banner hanging across the room that says "Congratulations, penis!" Some more of Jessica Alba having sex in the ocean after the jump, although none of them are any more informative.

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Nicole Richie reportedly passed out at Hyde Sunday morning just before 2am after she had been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan for about 20 minutes. An employee approached Nicole and her friends and told them he was calling 911 but sources say they told the employee not to and that they"d take Nicole to the hospital. They left through the back door but sources can"t confirm whether she went to the hospital or not. Guess the weight treatment thing isn"t working out so great. Here"s a fun fact: gaining weight only works when you actually participate and eat. I"m starting to think Nicole Richie just doesn"t realize what eating actually means. She"s telling all her friends she"s eating but when she goes home she"s just napping on a pile of cereal boxes.

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Paris Hilton showed up to a Halloween party on Saturday dressed as a slutty police officer. Although what she should"ve gone as was Paris Hilton. Imagine the possibilities. Paris Hilton dressed as Paris Hilton. It"d be a statement about our culture. A study in existentialism. A social commentary if you will. Or a being of such caricatured sluttiness she would literally turn into a cartoon. She would flatten into two dimensions and her voice would be replaced by that chick who does the Simpsons. More of Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty police officer after the jump.

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Despite being the greatest artist of our generation and the most underrated person in Hollywood - or the planet Earth for that matter - so few $20 tickets have been sold for Kevin Federline"s Nov. 4 show that sources at Webster Hall say "we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of "Popozao" [Federline"s pathetic first single]." Additionally, his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest. I refuse to believe it. I"ve heard Popozao. I"ve seen the madness caused by its lyrical genius and bumpin" beats. It"s as if Kevin Federline managed to reach out and touch God himself. And then grabbed him, ate him, and squeezed him out of his butthole in musical format. Only replace "God" with feces. Because the song"s creation seems only possible by the processing of feces into even more concentrated feces. It"s that feces-tacular.

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Nicole Richie Hits The Floor (Dlisted)
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Lindsay Lohan Is The Female Hugh Hefner (Hollywood Rag)
Reese And Ryan Split??? (Popsugar)

Sheryl Crow & Courteney Cox: Hot Couple? (City Rag)
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