Archive for September, 2006
September 22nd, 2006 at 01:32am
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-Supermodel Showdown - Estella Warren vs. Caprice Bourret
-Elisha Cuthbert hottest Moments
-Monty Python Cheese Shop
-Nasty Voyeur Ad
-Did you like Lindsay Lohan as a blond?
-Brazilian booty bouncing
-Games: Hate your boss?
-Mustang GT could be yours!!
More Tuna:
Elisha Cuthbert Pics
Keeley Hazell Pics
Carmen Electra Pics
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By BLZ
September 22nd, 2006 at 12:44am
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The ‘American Pie’ actress checked into a Beverly Hills clinic on September 7 to have her first set of implants replaced with smaller ones, according to In Touch Weekly magazine. Tara also allegedly had had some other cosmetic surgery carried out on her stomach to remove some unsightly marks caused by an earlier liposuction procedure. Tara is now recovering from the surgery at her home.
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Well, judging from these pictures of Tara Reid at the Vintage LA 2006 fashion show, it doesn’t look like she had her breasts reduced. It also looks like she misplaced her hairbrush. And lastly, since I’m tired, and feel like being mean, I’ll point out that it looks like she must have forgotten to say “It’s 3am, time for my beauty sleep†after downing her 11th martini the night before. She looks worse than ever.

Related Articles:
Tara Reid’s Breasts At An All-Time Low
Tara Reid Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid: Clean, Sober, And Older?
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By BLZ
September 21st, 2006 at 08:59pm
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TMZ has
a video of a homeless man coming up to Paris Hilton while she"s ordering McDonalds drive-thru and saying, quote, "You Paris Hilton! Can I get a hundred dollars?" Paris then reaches beside her and gives the guy a crumpled up $100 bill. Although you know if the cameras weren"t there this would"ve played out completely differently. I imagine locked doors, rolled up windows, maybe some yelling, and a frantic call to the police saying: "A crazy black man just tried to rape me outside McDonald"s! Should I run over him? I think I should run over him!"
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By BLZ
September 21st, 2006 at 12:48pm
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In the wake of Madrid Fashion Week banning models who are too skinny, Petra Nemcova tells
People magazine she"s naturally more curvy and
struggles with her weight, even having to drop carbs and take laxatives to get down to her size zero.
"I went through so many diets in my life. I"ve been very, very skinny. I"ve been a size zero but I"m naturally more curvy. I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model."
You mean at 5"10" Petra Nemcova isn"t naturally 94 lbs? The hell you say. Next you"ll be telling me elephants don"t naturally stack on top of each other and ride bicycles and that Hulk Hogan didn"t bulk up by eating leaves and watching TV all day.
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By BLZ
September 21st, 2006 at 11:27am
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Paris Hilton was questioned by the LAPD during the investigation into the home-invasion robbery of
Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (in which he was tied up, had his pants pulled down, was taunted by a dildo, and forced to admit on tape that he enjoyed gay sex) and in the audio tape admits
she"s not very bright:
"Like I really ... I don"t remember. I"m not like that smart," Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on "Dateline NBC" on Saturday night. LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the "Girls" mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004. Francis passed on Paris" information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn"t remember much, The Post"s David K. Li reports. "I like forget stuff all the time," she said.
Hilton also told the cops about "private tapes" that were stolen from her home and that a mysterious caller wanted money for them.
"They ... wanted money. They were tryin" to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad. "So if you pay somebody, then you"re gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They"ll keep the tape anyway."
There"s too much going on here. Joe Francis admitting he"s gay and almost getting sodomized. Paris Hilton admitting she"s mentally handicapped. Maybe if I throw in these pictures of her pumping gas your brain will explode from an overdose of pleasure. And then, my friends, my mission in life will be complete. For I am Exploderhead: the exploder of heads.
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By BLZ
September 21st, 2006 at 10:27am
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Well, there was some controversy over Victoria Beckham’s nipple slip pictures that I posted on Monday because the quality of the photo sucked. However, these photos will make up for for them since there is no disputing that Victoria’s big nipples look like they are about to burst through that tight dress she’s wearing. So enjoy and God Bless Victoria’s fake boobies!

Related Articles:
Victoria Beckham Nipple Slip Picture
Victoria Beckham: Lubricated For His Pleasure
What’s Wrong With Victoria Beckham?
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By BLZ
September 21st, 2006 at 10:26am
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For The Ladies: Matthew surfing! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Paris Hilton Helps The Homeless (Egotastic!)
Tyra Banks And Her Scary Wig! (Dlisted)
Paris Hilton Is A Problem (IDLYITW)
Mischa Barton Was An Egomaniac (Hollywood Rag)
Brad & Angelina Are Still Saving The World (A Socialite’s Life)
Justin Timberlake Celebrates Himself (Popsugar)
Nicole Richie Rocks the Red Carpet (Just Jared)
Elizabeth Berkley Should Do A Showgirls 2! (The Bastardly)
Hey Stephen Baldwin…Fake Tan Much? (City Rag)
300 Promo Trailer! (Popoholic)
America’s Next Top Model - New Arrivals (Horny Oyster)
Christina Sends Britney A Baby Gift (I’m Not Obsessed)
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Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Brooke Burke Pictures
Alyssa Milano’s Furry Arms Induce Fantasies
2006 MTV Video Music Awards Disasters
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By BLZ
September 21st, 2006 at 10:13am
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Beyonce Knowles tells
Blender that she created an alter ego named Sasha who she turns into whenever she"s feeling doubtful about herself. She says:
"When I feel uncomfortable about something, I tell myself, "I"m Sasha, I"m a diva, I"m fierce, I can do it." And then I can. Sometimes when Beyonce slips through, I"m like "Hold up, come back!" Sasha protects me. It"s a good way to keep sane."
Yes, creating imaginary characters in your head is definitely the best way to keep sane. I"ve got this dude named Clifford in my head. He tells me to cut people. Without him I don"t know what I"d do. Maybe lead a normal life of not cutting people? Fuck
that. Clifford knows what"s up. He"s got my back and that"s why he"s my bestest friend in all the world.
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By BLZ