September 25th, 2006 at 03:36pmUnder Uncategorized
Steven Tyler says he was diagnosed with hepatitis C three years ago and has been secretly battling it, telling Access Hollywood"s Nancy O"Dell that after a year of treatments, "It is nonexistent in my bloodstream ... where it"s like a complete cure."
So now Steven Tyler has joined Pamela Anderson on the list of people I never ever want to share a needle with. Not because they both have hepatitis, but because I hear ugly might be contagious and I"m not taking any chances.
September 25th, 2006 at 12:56pmUnder Uncategorized
David Hasselhoff"s 14-year-old daughter attempted to commit suicide last night by trying to "cut herself." She was taken to a local hospital for treatment although her condition isn"t being disclosed.
I don"t want to be too insensitive about this, but I can see how waking up every morning knowing you might see your dad doing this (watch the video) would really crush your spirits. It"s tough enough being a teenager, but combine that with being The Hoff"s kid and there"s really no way you"re gonna make it through life without trying this at least once.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:44amUnder Uncategorized
Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Established & Sons anniversary party on Saturday dressed as a garbage man. Which would"ve been awesome except that it wasn"t a costume party. It"s hard to go wrong when you look as good as Scarlett Johansson. Just glue some magnifying lenses to your boobs and the rest of the outfit usually works itself out. Obviously something went very wrong here. I"d venture a guess somebody told her the party was government worker themed, but she doesn"t look quite incompetent enough to work at the DMV.
NOTE: This obviously doesn"t make any sense because I just said she was dressed as a garbage man, so why would a garbage man be working at the DMV? Clearly I don"t even know what I"m typing anymore. Space moon to the rescue!
September 25th, 2006 at 10:59amUnder Uncategorized
Perhaps in a moment of clarity, Kevin Federline has droppedPopoZao from his debut CD Playing With Fire and reportedly replaced it with a duet with Britney Spears called Crazy. Additionally, a rapper who had claimed to write most of the lyrics for Federline told the New York Daily News: "I didn"t have nothing to do with that, dog."
I wonder why everybody is suddenly distancing themselves from what I believe is the greatest song ever written in the history of sound. Did Leonardo DaVinci pretend he didn"t paint the Mona Lisa? Was Michelangelo ashamed of the Sistine Chapel? Perhaps we"ve forgotten just how powerful and moving Federline"s tribute to Brazilian ass is. And if that"s the case, my friends, then the terrorists have truly won.
September 25th, 2006 at 09:41amUnder Uncategorized
In the surprise of the century, 18-year-old Aaron Carter has called off his engagement to his older brother"s ex, 22-year-old Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche, just a week after proposing to her in Las Vegas. Aaron says:
"I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet."
Not ready for marriage? I"m not even sure if he"s ready for big boy underwear. I saw him at McDonalds the other day and I"m pretty sure he ordered a Happy Meal with - and I believe these were his exact words - "extra happy."
September 24th, 2006 at 08:14pmUnder Uncategorized
Here’s Fergie and her hairy armpits at the release party for her latest album “The Dutchess“. I would like to apologize to Fergie in advance for posting this since I know she hates when bloggers write about her… but this is absolutely gross. That’s not one or two day armpit stubble. That’s neglect.
September 24th, 2006 at 08:13pmUnder Uncategorized
I love Scarlett Johansson. Personally, I think she is one of the most beautiful celebrities ever. However, it pains me when I see her in awful outfits like this mechanic-like uniform. She’s a hot young actress, she should dress like one! And I know she can. Remember the famous red Golden Globe dress? Well, in case you‘ve been living under a rock, here it is. Ah sweet memories!
September 24th, 2006 at 08:12pmUnder Uncategorized
Carmen Electra is set to add author to her impressive resume after writing a new book revealing her sexy secrets. The model/actress has written Carmen Electra : How To Look Sexy, which is set to hit bookstores in December, according to American publication Life + Style. Source
Yes! This is good news fellas. Finally, someone who’s qualifed to teach women how to look and act like a slut. Sorry, I mean look and act “Sexy”. I’m sure Carmen Electra will cover the really important basics like “How to choose the biggest implants” and “How wearing less is more” and let’s not forget “How to marry a loser. Twice!” This is definitely a must have.
Steven Tyler says he was diagnosed with hepatitis C three years ago and has been secretly battling it, telling Access Hollywood"s Nancy O"Dell that after a year of treatments, "It is nonexistent in my bloodstream ... where it"s like a complete cure."
So now Steven Tyler has joined Pamela Anderson on the list of people I never ever want to share a needle with. Not because they both have hepatitis, but because I hear ugly might be contagious and I"m not taking any chances.
In the surprise of the century, 18-year-old Aaron Carter has 
