Matthew McConaughey’s transformation is almost complete
September 29th, 2006 at 03:35pm Under Uncategorized
By BLZ
Archive for September, 2006
Anna Nicole Smith marries Howard K. Stern
September 29th, 2006 at 02:06pm Under Uncategorized
Because the madness will never end, Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern got married yesterday on a boat near Nassau. They reportedly exchanged vows, although there was no formal marriage and the ceremony isn"t "legally binding" according to Anna"s other lawyer, Michael Scott (just like The Office!). So basically Anna Nicole and Stern put on a little show where they pretended to get married. And I mean, why not? At the rate they"re going they could become space pirates and it"d just seem like the natural progression of their lives.
By BLZ
Canned Tuna
September 29th, 2006 at 02:03pm Under Uncategorized
Natalie Portman Can’t Hide Her Nipple (Egotastic!)
Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Called (IDLYITW)
Beyonce Likes To Drink… A lot! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Nicole Richie May Be Back On The Sauce (A Socialite’s Life)
Paris Hilton Cleans Carpets?! (Dlisted)
Eva Longoria Going Solo? (Popsugar)
Pink Wants You To Come Out (Hollywood Rag)
Matthew McConaughey Is A Sweaty Hippie (Just Jared)
Tiny Tom Cruise (City Rag)
Aww, Keeley Hazell Fully Dressed (The Bastardly)
Rachel Bilson’s Squeezer (Popoholic)
Alicia Silverstone: Hot Or Not ? (Horny Oyster)
And Finally, A Hilarious Borat Press Conference (College Humor)
Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Rihanna’s Too Confused To Pose Topless
Brittany Murphy & Maria Menounos Make A Great Pair
Fergie and Her Ass Performing London Bridge
By BLZ
Avril Lavigne spits on paparazzi
September 29th, 2006 at 01:13pm Under Uncategorized
Just in case you didn"t already want to punch Avril Lavigne in the face, she was caught two times in the past two nights acting like a douchebag and spitting on the paparazzi.
After celebrating her 22nd birthday at Hyde, the wannabe punk-rocker unleashed a torrent of "f*** yous" to the paparazzi and autograph seekers, even signing the pleasant greeting on some pictures. Avril and her entourage then made their way to the safety of their SUV, where she rolled the window down and loaded up a liquid projectile in her mouth. Moments later, she displayed her masterful sharpspitting skills by hitting one photographer in the face while laughing hysterically and screaming, "bitch!"And proving that dumbassery is contagious, her husband Deryck Whibley joined in the spitting frenzy and hit a photographer in the glasses with a loogie last night at the grand opening of Area nightclub in Hollywood. Make sure you"re alone when you watch the video because I gaurantee afterwards you"ll be filled with a lust to murder. And God forbid there are any infants around, because the sound of her voice will drive you to punch them. NOTE: Free Slurpee to anybody who gets the reference.
By BLZ
Pamela Anderson’s nipples look depressed
September 29th, 2006 at 12:23pm Under Uncategorized
I"m not an expert when it comes to getting old or having giant saline bags stuffed into my chest, but it seems to me if your nipples start looking like depressed tumors it"s maybe time to consult a lotion specialist or a better surgeon. The NSFW shot of Pamela Anderson"s nipple after the jump.
By BLZ
Madonna is the richest singer in the universe
September 29th, 2006 at 11:47am Under Uncategorized
Madonna has topped Britney Spears as the highest paid female singer in the 2007 Guinness Book of Records, taking in $50 million in 2004 to beat out Britney Spears, who held the record since 2001 after earning more than $38 million in 2000.
Elsewhere in the book: Nicole Kidman set the record for the highest salary per minute for an actor (a reported $3.71 million for a four-minute commercial for Chanel No. 5) and Oprah Winfrey is named the highest-paid person on TV ($225 million, according to the last Forbes power ranking). American Idol star Simon Cowell is the highest paid TV talent-show judge (about $34 million), while Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has the highest annual earnings for a children"s author, with an estimated $64 million.$50 million a year and the best look Madonna can come up with is looking like she"s on her way to a NASCAR race. If I made $50 million a year I"d be walking around in a solid gold suit with $100 bills glued to it. They don"t call me Classy McRich for nothing.
By BLZ
Daily Tuna
September 28th, 2006 at 11:12pm Under Uncategorized
-Jon Stewart on the Late Show with David Letterman in 1994
-Emmanuelle Chriqui is super cute!
-This is how you get the plane out of the dome
-County Fair Ditzes
-Supermodel Showdown - Eva Herzigova vs. Izabel Goulart
-Heidi Klum picture gallery
-Hilary Duff pics and vids!
-FREE* Sony, HP or Gateway Laptop
More Tuna:
Jennifer Ellison Pictures
Torrie Wilson Pictures
Myleene Klass Pictures
By BLZ
Jessica Alba Is ?The Most Kissable?
September 28th, 2006 at 09:48pm Under Uncategorized
Sultry actress Alba has been voted the celeb men would most like to pucker up with, reports the Sun. Her gorgeous body and perfect features had already made her a sensation among male fans, but now another one of her many assets - her perfect pout helped Jessica beat off competition from Angelina Jolie’s luscious lips to top a new poll by Colgate to mark Oral Health Month.
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Here’s another one of those useless polls that companies put together to attract attention to their brand by generating some free publicity. I don’t know what Colgate has to do with lips or kissing considering they make toothpaste, but whatever, it’s not like you can make an interesting poll by asking which celebrity has the worst snaggletooth, or biggest plaque problem. Anyway, it’s nice to see Jessica Alba beat out Angelina Jolie for the title of most kissable because I’m sure Angelina’s freakishly huge lips were the favorite. Not to say I don’t like them, I actually love those big suckers even more than Jessica’s. It’s just that kissing doesn’t come to mind when I think about them.
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By BLZ
Avril Lavigne: From Lickable To Despicable
September 28th, 2006 at 08:03pm Under Uncategorized
Well, as most of you know, Avril Lavigne is not the classiest celebrity. Yeah, she may try to convince us otherwise with her new sophisticated image, but get a few drinks in her, and she’s back to her old obnoxious self. That’s why it doesn’t surprise me that she spit on a photographer, as seen in this video acquired from TMZ.com. What does surprise me is that she actually has the nerve to tell one of her fans to fuck off! Not even that useless skank Paris Hilton is that crude. I never thought it possible that my little Avril, for whom I held in such high regard this past year, could stoop so low, but there you have it. It’s official - Avril Lavigne is worse than Paris Hilton….x 100.
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By BLZ
A Sofia Vergara Picture Moment
September 28th, 2006 at 07:59pm Under Uncategorized
Sofia Vergara Pictures
Sofia Vergara Pictures
Past Picture Moments
By BLZ
