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First of all, I like to say that Scarlett Johansson is absolutely gorgeous here at ‘The Black Dahlia‘ photocall. However, I’ve noticed a growing epidemic affecting Hollywood’s hottest stars and that’s a case of some very bad fashion sense. You know, a few months ago I used to love writing about how nice Jessica Simpson’s breasts looked in a tight top or how sweet Jessica Alba’s ass fit into a pair of jeans but now ladies fashion is getting worse and worse everyday. Take Scarlett and Mia Kirshner for example. What the hell am I supposed to write here?! That the colour of Mia’s dress is a nice shade of blue or that Scarlett’s shorts make her legs look long and lean. It’s enough already! If this trend continues, where hot girls wear ugly clothes, the next thing you know we’ll be living in Bizarro World where the Oprah Winfreys and Rosie O’Donnells will be the ones dressing slutty and I’ll be writing a BBW appreciation blog.

*Fashion Attention Deficit Disorder

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One of the best videos wasn’t even nominated, according to Kanye West, the maker of said video. West, who’s nominated for best pop video at Thursday’s MTV Video Music Awards for Gold Digger, says his elaborate Evel Knievel spoof Touch the Sky— featuring Pamela Anderson — was better than that. “It didn’t get any nominations, but it’s one of the most memorable videos of the year for me,” he said Tuesday night.
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If Kanye West thinks that being nominated or winning an MTV’s VMA means anything to anyone then he’s absolutely delusional. The VMA’s are not the Oscars; it’s an event for teens to see their favourite musicians act like idiots on TV. Anyway, back to his video ‘Touch the Sky‘. I have to say that this is actually the worst video of the year and I’m not just saying that because I hate Kanye West. I’m saying it because it really does suck and not even Pamela Anderson could have saved it.

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Despite "losing her voice" and canceling a ton of promotional appearances, Jessica Simpson somehow managed to muster up enough energy to hang out with the guys from Jackass until her eyes were bloodshot. And although her new boyfriend wasn"t there, her always present and always visible hairstylist was. He"s become sort of like a Where"s Waldo to me. Where I"ll glance around at every picture of Jessica Simpson and see if he"s there. Sometimes he"ll be in the most unexpected places, like hiding behind a bush. Or riding a ferris wheel. And sometimes on the last page he"ll be walking among hundreds of other identical hairstylists wearing the exact same clothes but without his signature hat. More of Jessica looking like she had a rough night with the Jackass guys after the jump, including some more sideboobery action.

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The lameass artist that brought us this is making another grab for attention by "shocking" the world with his latest masterpiece: a bronze sculpture inspired by Suri Cruise"s first poop. The work will go on display today, but won"t actually contain any of Suri Cruise"s poop.

"Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby"s first meal of solid food may be a baby"s first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, the director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn"s Williamsburg gallery district. "A bronzed cast of baby"s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family." "It"s partially a statement on modern media that "celebrity poop" has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today," the Capla crew said in a statement, "and also the absurdity of the media coverage on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes" new baby, Suri Cruise, which has reached stellar proportions, eclipsing far more notable events with more substance."

I"m all for poking fun at the media coverage surounding Suri Cruise, but I still find it slightly less offensive than the media coverage surrounding this. Maybe if the artist didn"t have a history of putting together ridiculous celebrity art. Or have me totally convinced he"s a publicity whore. No doubt within the next couple months this guy is going to announce a statue inspired by all of Paris Hilton"s vaginal diseases. Ooh, so shocking. Pay attention to this guy, he"s a real shocker.

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Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a hospital on Monday, presumably to treat either a) the several strains of STD"s she"s contracted from men b) the several strains of STD"s she"s contracted from her pet kinkajou or c) explosive diarrhea. And only Paris Hilton would try to pull off walking out of a doctor"s office like she was walking out of a club. She could be shoveling feces and she"d still play it off like all the cool kids are doing it. More of Paris trying desperately to look hot while leaving the hospital after the jump.

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People magazine reports that Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer despite the scientific evidence suggesting he may, in fact, be the ugliest man on Earth.

"She"s tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells People. "It"s the first stage. She"s never been happier."

I can"t tell if this is worse than James Blunt dating Petra Nemcova. They"re both anomalies of nature, but I fear this time God has gone too far. He might as well start mating horses with rhinoceroses. Although that might actually be kind of cool because their offspring would probably be unicorns. And just cause, here"s Jessica Simpson at the release party of her new album yesterday, where she lost her voice and had to postpone a TV appearance.

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