Archive for July, 2006

July
31
 2006

Jessica Simpson’s parents are messed up

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Living up to his creepy perverted-father image, Jessica Simpson”s dad was quoted by The Scoop talking about how hot his daughter looked, saying:

“She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she”s sexy in both. She”s got double Ds! You can”t cover those suckers up!”

Additionally, Jessica”s mom recently objected to a photoshoot for OK! magazine which featured Jessica lying in bed in her underwear with a guy unbuttoning his shirt. Joe Simpson had approved the shoot, but Tina felt it made Jessica look “slutty” and wasn”t the image they were going for. Although by “they” she meant “her.” Because if it were up to Jessica Simpson and her dad the photoshoot would”ve featured even less clothing and maybe some maple syrup. There probably wouldn”t even be a camera involved. Just a roll of condoms and a camcorder set up in the corner.

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July
31
 2006

Canned Tuna

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Mel Gibson Likes Speeding in Malibu (A Socialite’s Life)
Heidi Klum Sexy Pictures From Jane Magazine (Egotastic!)

Are Nicole Richie Nude Pics Heading To The Web? (IDLYITW)
Eva Longoria Gets Her Revenge (Hollywood Rag)

Mischa Barton’s Boyfriend Is Manly (Pink is the new Blog)
Tori Spelling’s Free Porn 4 Life (Dlisted)

Tara Reid’s Hot New Bird Look (Popsugar)
Angelina Jolie’s First Flight (Just Jared)

Breaking News! Rachel Bilson Alone At JFK (The Bastardly)
Mary-Kate Olsen In 40 years (City Rag)

Jack Black’s Heat Vision and Jack (Popoholic)
Letterman to Mediate Hilton-Richie Armistice (CelebNewsWire)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Fergie’s New Music Video - London Bridge
A Brittany Murphy Picture Moment
Heather Locklear Ruins A See-Through Moment

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July
31
 2006

Mel Gibson drinks and drives and acts crazy

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Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI on Friday after going 87 mph in a 45 mph zone, and during his confrontation with the arresting officers started acting nuts and saying ridiculously offensive things:

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I”m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he “owns Malibu” and will spend all of his money to “get even” with me.” The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?” The deputy became alarmed as Gibson”s tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, “What the f*** do you think you”re doing?” A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you”re looking at, sugar tits?”

And on Saturday he issued a statement apologizing for his behavior, saying:

“After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.”

As is usually the case, I like drunk Mel Gibson a hell of a lot more than sober Mel Gibson. Sure, sober Mel Gibson directed Braveheart, but drunk Mel Gibson calls women “sugar tits” and insults entire groups of people. He could stop a bullet with his bare hands and he still wouldn”t be as awesome in my eyes as he is this very moment.

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July
30
 2006

Daily Tuna

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-This car goes from fast to ridiculous in .33 seconds
-Jennifer Love Hewitt in a sexy dress
-Quick Change Artists on America’s Got Talent
-Amazing Cheerleaders 2

-Hooters Swimsuit Pageant Pictures
-Everyone’s favorite: Bai Ling
-Carmen Electra and Jordan together
-South Beach Bikini/Lingerie Show

More Tuna:
Jennifer Ellison Video
Denise Richards Striptease Video
Kim Smith Sexy Video

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July
30
 2006

Jessica Simpson Gone Wild

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Last week, Jessica Simpson was going crazy in a bikini and now she’s getting all hot and bothered in public. I don’t know what’s causing these sexual outbursts (I’m pretty sure it’s not her hairstylist Ken Paves) but why question it. Let’s just hope it continues and spreads like wildfire throughout Hollywood.

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July
30
 2006

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Exhausting

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I’m glad Lindsay Lohan is taking good care of herself because like Lindsay, I’m exhausted too. It’s hard work writing about her in a bikini all the time. There’s really not much else to be said except that she’s eating an apple and drinking Arizona Green Tea at the very same time, which interestingly enough in my nonprofessional opinion is a classic sign of nymphomania… like having scratched off nail polish. Anyway, it’s a good thing she’s not out partying and pissing off CEO’s because that would be irresponsible of her and could possibly ruin her chances of future movie role considerations. Now we don’t want that to happen, right? I mean, imagine a world without any Lindsay Lohan films. There would be mass confusion. How would we differentiate a good movie from bad one?

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July
30
 2006

Pamela Anderson And Kid Rock Tie The Knot

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She was once Pamela Anderson Lee. Now actress Pamela Anderson is Mrs. Kid Rock. The former Baywatch babe wed the rock star Saturday in St. Tropez, Anderson’s spokeswoman, Ann Gurrola, told The Associated Press.
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Last week, Pamela Anderson let us know that she was getting married by notifying us through her website and this past Saturday, she tied the knot with Kid Rock. I’m glad that she didn’t have the same type of wedding ceremony she had with Tommy Lee and opted for a change. This time, she got married on a yacht in a bikini, whereas with Tommy, she got married on a beach in a bikini. It’s nice to see her class it up a notch because it’s never good to follow the same steps that failed your previous marriage. Hopefully, these positive changes will continue and the next sex tape will have a little more romance.

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Pamela Anderson Goes Overboard
Pamela Anderson Can’t Hide From Her Boobs

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July
30
 2006

A Holly Valance Picture Moment

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Holly Valance Naughty Girl Video
Holly Valance Kiss Kiss Video
Past Picture Moments

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July
28
 2006

Lindsay Lohan gets a scolding

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The Smoking Gun has a ridiculously amusing letter sent to Lindsay Lohan reprimanding her for partying too much and holding up the production of Georgia Rules, even calling her a “spoiled child” and threatening to hold her personally responsible for hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted because she keeps missing work with “bogus excuses.” I”d nominate this thing for the Nobel prize in literature but that”d be unfair to the other contestants.

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July
28
 2006

Jessica Biel walks her dog

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Jessica Biel and her friend were spotted walking their dogs in Brentwood Hills dressed almost exactly the same. Probably coincidence, but I”m gonna assume it”s part of some plan so if they”re ever in trouble they can just run in separate directions and the bad guys won”t know which one to follow. Or if Jessica didn”t study for the math test this week she can just send in her twin to take it for her. Or some other billiant scheme that involves plenty of hilarious hijinks.

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