Archive for July, 2006
Keira Knightley doesn’t wear shoes
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsIn what I”m assuming was an homage to Britney Spears, Keira Knightley was spotted walking barefoot in London, probably hoping she”d share Spears” good luck and accidentally step on a hypodermic needle. I”m all for looking poor, but even dirty hobos wear shoes. I guess it”d be unrealistic to expect celebrities to have as much sense as some guy who lives in a cardboard box and screams obscenities at children and fire hydrants.
Jackie Chan is a belligerent drunk
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A drunk Jackie Chan disrupted a concert by Taiwanese singer Jonathan Lee in Hong Kong when he reportedly jumped on stage and demanded a duet, then tried conducting the band but kept stopping and restarting the music. The audience started heckling him after the disruption dragged on and he allegedly responded with insults, also admitting on stage he was drunk.
You”d think a drunk Jackie Chan would be a little more exciting than this. Like doing backflips off walls and jump kicking people to the face. Usually in situations like that I let me fists do the talking. Those terrorists aren”t going to beat themselves up.
Thanks to the foxy Betsy for the tip, and for closely monitoring the life of Jackie Chan.
*Anybody who disagrees with Jackie Chan is automatically a terrorist. That”s a fact.
Eva Longoria really really needs her makeup
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsJust in case you never believed in the power of makeup, this is what Eva Longoria looks like without it. So the next time you”ve got your pants down masturbating to pictures of her in a bikini keep this picture in mind. Because apparently she”s a gnome. And that turns you on.
Canned Tuna
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsJessica Simpson Doesn’t Feel Right (IDLYITW)
Lindsay Lohan Is Proactiv (Egotastic!)
Keira Knightley’s Dirty Feet (Hollywood Rag)
Match Made In Heaven: Jake & Matt? (Pink is the new Blog)
Keri Russell For Covergirl (Popsugar)
Hayden Wasted In Canada (Just Jared)
Michael Douglas, Deliciously Smarmy (City Rag)
Johnny Depp Loves Barbie (Dlisted)
Kim Stewart still exists??? (The Bastardly)
Mickey Rourke Cuts Off His Own Finger (Popoholic)
Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
A Nelly Furtado Picture Moment
Fergie Shows Us Some Thong
Elizabeth Hurley Is Boobalicious
Daily Tuna
Posted in Uncategorized - No Comments-Part 2 of Conan’s graduation speech
-Cutie Amanda Bynes
-The Zidane Game
-Paris Hilton “Sings” To Hef
-Gisele Bundchen Arena pictures
-A Michelle Marsh spread
-10 replacements for Keira in POTC
-Aww! These dogs really like each other
Christina Aguilera Lets Her Boobs Hang
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsI’m glad that Christina Aguilera is not wearing her signature red lipstick. Finally, she doesn’t look like Celine Dion. However, what’s with her Tara Reid-like boobs? I know she’ s not wearing a bra since there’s a hint of her nipple ring but aren’t those implants? Usually, implants are supposed to stay at chin level. When implants reach belly button level that’s considered “the natural look”. You don’t want that. That’s not good.
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Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsWow! Lucy Pinder is a breath of fresh air. It’s not everyday you get to see a girl with real breasts in a bikini. Well, at least not on this site you don’t. Anyway, this is what a woman should look like. Don’t get me wrong, I love my silicon babies but even I get tired of them once in a while. I know these pictures are a little bit small, but it’s a good thing because I don’t think I could have handled them if they were bigger.
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