Archive for July, 2006
July 14th, 2006 at 02:34pm
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I”d normally make fun of Pamela Anderson for going to the beach wearing a giant handkerchief for a shirt, but it feels like a step backwards considering she was wearing this in the previous post. You wouldn”t make fun of Hitler for giving up genocide to run over puppies in his car. You”d give him a high five. And possibly a trophy. And then you”d ask somebody to shoot you in the heart because you just gave Hitler a high five and a trophy.
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July 14th, 2006 at 02:19pm
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob (Egotastic!)
Superman Might Get Naked (IDLYITW)
Don’t Bite Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Rag)
Celebrities Brought Back From The Dead (City Rag)
Matt, Jake & Lance: BFF? (Pink is the new Blog)
Paris Hilton’s Always Prepared (A Socialite’s Life)
Jen and Vince - A Year Later (Popsugar)
Beyonce Being Beautiful (Just Jared)
Chloe Sevigny Quote Of The Day (Dlisted)
Nell McAndrew Is a Naughty Schoolgirl!!! (The Bastardly)
New Spider-Man 3 Poster (Popoholic)
Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Once Again, The Latest On Jenna Jameson
Victoria Beckham’s Exposed Bra Trend Continues
Jessica Simpson’s Wardrobe Will Never Malfunction
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July 14th, 2006 at 01:03pm
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Pamela Anderson did some shopping in St. Tropez Wednesday in a see through top and nipples so powerful even her mighty bra was unable to stop them. She looks great for a 60 year old, but it”s hard to throw a proper pants party knowing she”s got kids and they”re getting old enough to realize they shouldn”t get tingly in their special place whenever they look at mommy.
More of Pamela Anderson being her usual bashful self after the jump.
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July 14th, 2006 at 12:30pm
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Naomi Campbell is being sued again by a third former assistant who claims she was subjected to “verbal, physical and emotional attacks.” The assistant was 19 at the time and is seeking unspecified damages for “assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, reckless infliction of emotional distress and false imprisonment.” The suit claims Campbell struck her in the face with her Blackberry, slammed her against a wall, and slapped her repeatedly across the face because a piece of her luggage got left behind during a trip to Brazil. Additionally, Campbell threw a cell phone at her face during a subsequent outburst at the model”s New York apartment. Another charge claims Campbell got pissed during an April 2005 photoshoot in Morocco over some forgotten clothing and left her assistant stranded in Morocco without money, tore up her passport and threw it into the swimming pool, and left her to pay the hotel bill. Lastly, at Campbell”s Park Avenue home she ripped a sweater her assistant was wearing “off her neck” and accused her of stealing it.
Any diva can throw a phone at their assistant, but it takes a maniacal genius like Naomi Campbell to tear up their passport and leave them stranded in another country. How are people still agreeing to work for her? I hear one time she dangled an assistant above a tank of sharks until they were crying and admitted they stole a pair of jeans, and then she pretended to let them down but instead punched a hole through their face and threw them away in the garbage. True story.
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July 13th, 2006 at 10:38pm
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These pictures of Brittany Murphy are from the premier of the new Edward Burns movie ‘The Groomsmen‘… that no one will ever see. However, I think it might be worth checking out because there’s a special cameo of two tiny little miracles, otherwise known as Brittany Murphy’s breasts.
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A Brittany Murphy Picture Moment
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July 13th, 2006 at 10:36pm
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-What if the Banker from “Deal or No Deal” were Pat O’Brien?
-Christina Aguilera live at the MTV Movie Awards
-This is not nice!
-Pageant: Plastic Surgery Babes!
-Rosario Dawson gives good tongue
-Vanessa Marcil makes me hungry
-Celebrities you’d rather see in adult movies
-Video of Nikki Cox in a bikini
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July 13th, 2006 at 10:02pm
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Louis Hoch, President and COO of Payment Data Systems, Inc. said, “We are excited to partner with such a talented personality as Ms. Electra to offer this exciting card program. The Carmen Electra Prepaid MasterCard and Carmen Electra Gift MasterCard cards are unlike any others because of their extremely competitive pricing, exclusive Carmen Electra content and continuously evolving features and benefits.”
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I don’t know what this guy is thinking but calling Carmen Electra a talented personality is a stretch unless you consider posing naked in magazines a talent. Anyway, imagine going to to a some expensive restaurant, confidently pulling out your Carmen Electra Prepaid MasterCard and paying the bill without looking like a complete fucking moron. As for the Carmen Electra benefits you get with the card, I don’t think they could equal the benefits she has already given me.
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July 13th, 2006 at 09:51pm
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Here’s Mariah Carey presenting at the ESPY Awards in one of her typical slutty dresses that we have all grown to love. However, this time for some reason she decided to class it up by having the dress length go past her crotch. This is shocking considering she’s at an award show with a room full of male athletes. She should be penile-ized.
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Mariah Carey’s Legs Are Over Priced
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July 13th, 2006 at 08:29pm
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Past Picture Moments
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July 13th, 2006 at 07:29pm
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Janet Jackson showed up to the 2006 ESPY Awards looking completely different than what we”ve come to expect from her. Although it isn”t fair when celebrities get fat and then lose the weight. They still look like crap but considering they used to look like this you”re forced by law to say they look great. But they don”t. But they also don”t look like they”re challenging elephants as the heaviest land mammal on Earth. So good for you. You now weight less than an elephant.
More of Janet Jackson no longer punishing her ankles after the jump.
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