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-Awesome bartending skills
-Here’s an idea! Hot girls in a music video
-This guys is an awesome guitar player!
-Japanese Cat Song
-Tricia Helfer is a Bad Girl
-Adriana Sklenarikova aka super babe!
-Italian hottie Melita Toniolo
-Video: Sexy WWE Diva compilation
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What happens when you put Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova and Izabel Goulart in one room? You get hot models selling Victoria’s Secret new ‘Very Sexy Makeup‘ line. Now since when did Victoria’s Secret start marketing makeup for men and how much sexier can it possibly make me look? Ok, it’s not really for men, but hell, those girls could dress me up in Victoria’s Secret lingerie and I wouldn’t mind.
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Ever wondered how to score a model like Cindy Crawford? Well, make sure you’re very wealthy, very handsome and psychotic enough to jump off huge boats into shark infested waters. OK, I’m not sure if the water is shark infested but if it were I bet Cindy’s husband would be the first in there. One could only hope.
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Actress/singer Hilary Duff has denied telling a magazine interviewer she was still a virgin, insisting she’d never discuss her sex life in public. The A Cinderella Story star, who is currently dating punk rocker Joel Madden, blasts the Elle story as completely made-up, because the 18-year-old abhors sharing personal information.
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In my eyes, Hilary Duff will always be a virgin. The thought of her swapping fluids with that wannabe Backstreet Boy Joel Madden sickens me. I don’t understand why such a cute girl with very little talent would go out with an ugly guy with even less talent. Oh why, oh why couldn’t I be ugly and talentless too? Now I’ll never have Hilary.
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Here’s Jenna Jameson at the 1st Annual Temptation Awards. I’m not quite sure what this award show is about, but I bet it has something to do with the adult industry. Anyway, I’m a bit pissed that I wasn’t invited to this event considering I was the first and only to have Jenna Jameson pose with a can of Tuna. I mean c’mon! If that doesn’t get you VIP access to every single porn event, then I don’t know what will. Who knows, maybe I need to co-star in Jenna’s next film.
o7/09/06-Jenna Jameson
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You know what the difference between a cold sore and herpes is? Here”s a hint: absolutely nothing. You know what I had when I was 15-years-old? A driver”s permit and my dad”s Ferrari. Not herpes. I was too busy making fun of poor and ugly people to be blowing them and giving myself a permanent virus that grows blisters on my mouth. But considering the only role model she had was Britney Spears, it”s a miracle she only has herpes and didn”t marry the homeless guy who lives in the sewer.
The day just wouldn”t be complete without some shots of Lindsay Lohan on a Malibu beach in a new bikini. They said on Access Hollywood that if you line up all of her bikinis in a single line it would circle the globe twice. And be able to feed all the starving children in Africa. And cure cancer or something. Actually I think I may have been watching an infomercial.
More of Lindsay and her new blue bikini after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan”s mom has responded to the letter written by the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions reprimanding her for partying too much and holding up the production of their movie, saying:
“My daughter is a wonderful child. This is too much. Maybe he has personal issues with whomever, and it came out with my child. I don”t know him. I can”t judge him. I don”t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl. I”m a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child. Â… She”s a human being. There was one day when she was late, and they (director Garry Marshall and costar Jane Fonda) worked the schedule around her. Garry, Jane, everybody loves her.”
Yeah, I guess telling a young girl to honor her work commitments before partying would be a terrible thing to do. It might almost be confused as good parenting. Which clearly Lindsay Lohan”s mom has no comprehension of. She talks about everybody reworking their schedules around Lindsay like it”s something to be proud of. Lindsay could push a handicapped guy down the stairs and her mom would just hold her head up high and say, “That”s my girl! I taught her that!”
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married on a yacht in St. Tropez on Saturday in their first of four planned weddings, the next three being in Malibu, Detroit, and Nashville. And judging by the string bikini and topless Kid Rock you can tell they really went all out to keep this a classy affair. Throw in some closeup shots of the drinks and you”d think this was a damn beer commercial. Only slightly more degrading to women and with less refereces to smooth bold flavors.
More of Pamela Anderson celebrating her wedding in an alternate pink bikini after the jump.
