Archive for March, 2006
Paris Hilton Gets Three 6 Mafia To Produce
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsOscar-winning rappers Three 6 Mafia say they are producing and recording tracks with Paris Hilton.
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What do Oscar-winning rappers do to ruin their careers? They go out and produce tracks for Paris Hilton. Let’s be real for a second, true musicians would never sell out themselves this way. Never! Only people who hate music. So I assume that Three 6 Mafia are not music lovers. Working with Paris Hilton is like sleeping with Paris Hilton. It will only ruin your reputations. Or give you an STD.
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Canned Tuna
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsHollywood Tuna has reached its 1001 post. I’d like to thank all my loyal Tuna readers for checking out Hollywood Tuna each and every single day. In return, I’m in the process of redesigning the site to enhance your Tuna experience.
Seacrest… Kissing Teri Hatcher (Just Jared)
Sienna Miller in Basic Instinct 3? (Egotastic!)
Nick’s New Chick (Popsugar)
Brooke Hogan Slams Simpson Sisters (Hollywood Rag)
Britney Spears Does Will & Grace (Pink is the new Blog)
Whitney Houston May Have a Drug Problem (IDLYITW)
Is Mariah Carey Expanding? (A Socialite’s Life)
Tara Reid Trifecta (City Rag)
Main Benefactor of Lisa Rinna’s Lips (The Bastardly)
Shakira Clashes With FOX Over ‘A.I.’ (TMZ)
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Warning! Don’t Pose Next To Shannon Elizabeth
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsWhat I find interesting about Fergie & Shannon Elizabeth posing together at Fergie’s birthday celebration is that Shannon looks like a bum and yet she is still hotter than Fergie and most women. You know there aren’t many girls that can pull that look off. Trust me, I’ve seen plenty of squeegee kids in my day. Personally, I find Shannon to be a sexier grown up version of Jessica Alba. Basically, she’s Jessica Alba after adolescence.
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Jessica Makes Jenna Look Like An Amateur
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsI’m not sure when these pictures of Jessica Simpson were taken but for some reason out of all the times I’ve seen of her, I never been more turned on. And that’s including when she was Daisy Duke. Now she looks like a porn star, but not just any porn star… a successful one.
*If you don’t know who Jenna Jameson is, let me inform you.
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Why Are Destiny’s Child Getting A Star?
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsHow is it possible that Destiny’s Child get a star on The Hollywood Walk Of Fame? You sing on three albums and then you’re allowed in? You can’t let people in that easy. It cheapens the whole thing. You know, some people have to wait 40 years before they get one and they let these girls in after few hit songs. I guess nowadays anyone can have a star. If that’s the case then I want one too and I want my mom to have a star and my dad to have a star and my sister to have star and my dog to have a star. While we at it, throw a star in for my cleaning lady. God knows she deserves it more than Destiny’s Child.
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Canned Tuna
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsCharisma Carpenter Wants To Be Wonder Woman (Egotastic!)
Sharon Stone Promotes Oral Sex (IDLYITW)
Britney Spears Loves Junk Food (Pink is the new Blog)
Nicole Richie Doesn’t Like Bathroom Sex (Hollywood Rag)
Kerry Katona Loves Her Breasts! (Dlisted)
Mariah Carey Shouldn’t Wear Tight Clothes (A Socialite’s Life)
Mandy Moore Has Dedication(Just Jared)
Jen At The Friends With Money Premiere (Popsugar)
Wilmer Valderrama Has Slept With Everyone (City Rag)
Drunk Tara Reid Likes Booze & Boys (The Bastardly)
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Giver
Posted in Uncategorized - No CommentsBetty Crocker announced today it is partnering with Jennifer Love Hewitt on a charity initiative inspired by Bake and Take Day to encourage people across America to give back to those in need in their communities.
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You know what Jennifer Love Hewitt can give communities in need? Not Betty Crocker but her naked body in Playboy. I’m against feeding malnourished people sugar. However, I’m all for nudity. It’s great for raising morale.
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