Archive for March, 2006

March
31
 2006

Canned Tuna

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Paget Brewster in Playboy? (Egotastic!)
Courtney Love Sells Out (Popsugar)

Eva LongWHORIA Wants Michael Douglas (Dlisted)
Did You See Britney On Will & Grace? (Pink is the new Blog)

Tyra Banks Gets it Right (Hollywood Rag)
Carmen Electra Is A Circus Freak (IDLYITW)

Heather Locklear With Richie Sambora? (A Socialite’s Life)
Highest Grossing Sequel Ever: Brokeback Mountain 2 (City Rag)

Aniston is so GANGSTA (Just Jared)
Stacy Keibler Wants You To Cheer!!! (The Bastardly)

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Tara Reid’s Boob Rag
Jessica Alba In FHM
Stacy Keibler Is The Oscar!

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March
31
 2006

Piper Perabo Has A Cold Sore

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I’ve had a crush on Piper Perabo ever since she was in Coyote Ugly. Her lip syncing that LeAnn Rimes song was one of the best performances on film I’ve ever seen. But now I’m concerned because she is rumored to be dating Matthew Perry. Dating a guy who was addicted to painkillers and alcohol is not a good idea. Drug addicts don’t make smart decisions… especially when it comes to choosing sexual partners.

Update: No longer is Matthew Perry linked to Piper Perabo, he’s now rumored to be dating Kristin Davis. I can’t keep up.

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March
30
 2006

Daily Tuna

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-Jennifer Walcott is very hot in an unnatural way
-Take our survey & get A Free Palm Treo!
-Cameron Diaz And Christina Applegate being naughty
-Funny car commercial

-Weather girls are always so perky
-Meriah’s video shoot
-Paris Hilton as a brunette
-The very sexy Sunny Cruz

-Viagra: Protect Your Jewels
-Lucy Pinder & Michelle Marsh Pic
-Torrie Wilson gets owned on Girls Gone Wild
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March
30
 2006

Angelina’s Got The Milk & I’ve Got The Cookies

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There’s nothing sexier than a skinny, big breasted, tattooed girl… unless said girl is Angelina Jolie. Then we’re entering the famed Ultra-Sexy category. And believe it or not, being pregnant doesn’t lower her Sexy Rating. It actually, dare I say it, adds to her sexiness. Pregnant Angelina = bigger breasts and that’s not bad at all. The only thing that can smudge Angelina’s sexiness is the fact that she used to have sex with Billy Bob Thornton.

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March
30
 2006

A Kelly Brook Moment

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March
30
 2006

Denise Richards Has Tommy Lee As A Matchmaker

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Rocker Tommy Lee, ex of Denise Richards best pal Heather Locklear is volunteering his services as a matchmaker for Denise to help her get over ex-hubby and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Charlie Sheen.
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Denise Richards went to the right guy to help her find a new man. I guess she wants Tommy Lee to set her up with some hot rocker guy who, like Charlie Sheen, loves to bang hookers. You know, it’s funny that hot chicks always say they have a hard time meeting good men. I bet some of you guys are wondering why that is? Well lucky for you I’m going to tell you. It’s because they are so damn insecure and don’t believe they deserve to be loved. Don’t let them fool you by them saying they like bad boys. They like scum. Personally, I like girls who like scum.

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March
30
 2006

Canned Tuna

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Jessica Simpson Wants To Drop Kids Off At The Pool (A Socialite’s Life)
Natalie Portman Gets Blog Stalked (Egotastic!)

Naomi Campbell Kicks Ass Again (Pink is the new Blog)
Rachel Hunter Is A Single & Available MILF (IDLYITW)

Cooking in the bathroom With Whitney (City Rag)
Kirsten Dunst Has a New Man (Hollywood Rag)

Justin Thinks K-Fed is Gross (Popsugar)
Seacrest… Kissing Teri Hatcher (Just Jared)

Parasite Hilton Really is Mother Theresa (Dlisted)
Basic Instict: Basically, It Stinks (CelebNewsWire)

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Evangeline Lilly Dresses Like A Toddler
Anna Kournikova Attracts The Hunks

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March
30
 2006

America’s Next Top Model Is Now German

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How many different Next Top Models do we really need? This show seems to be in every country; USA, Australia, Germany and Canada. What’s next? Afghanistan? Do we really need a show to help us find average girls to eventually model Walmart-like clothing. If I want to see hot chicks on TV, I know what channels to go to.

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March
29
 2006

Daily Tuna

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-The very sexy virgin Adriana Lima
-Take our survey & get A Free Palm Treo!
-More Stacy Keibler video action
-Pimpstar

-Hottie Misty!
-Video of Elisha Cuthbert
-Bikini Babes 2005
-How to avoid cuddling

-Japanese Nurse Robot
-Sexy Fashion Show
-Pamela Anderson see-through
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March
29
 2006

Kate Moss & Lindsay Lohan Need Mentoring

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Kate Moss is rumoured to have ‘adopted’ Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life back together. The supermodel is apparently currently mentoring Lindsay while she reportedly struggles with bulimia and drug addiction.
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This is one rumour that I don’t believe in. The last person who should be mentoring Lindsay Lohan is Kate Moss. If anything they need mentors of their own. Like Michael Jordan. Or me. I like to mentor them both in bed and teach them my tuna trick.

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