It’s a new thing in Hollywood to marry young these days and I’m real happy for Mischa Barton. She found herself a real “classy” guy. I don’t know his name but he’s way too ugly to be put up on my site. He makes Jack Osbourne look like a model. I also checked out his band Whitestarr’s website and gave his tunes a listen. All I got to say is that Mischa better find a job real fast after The O.C because the ratings are terrible and this guy will be living off her for along time. Best of luck Mischa.

Mischa Barton In A Bikini Here

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It seems Lindsay Lohan has already found another man. Lindsay and 34-year-old Johnny Knoxville were spotted getting very friendly at the celeb-heavy Chateau Marmont in L.A.

""They were really close, walking together through the bungalows by the pool," a Lowdown spy reports. "They didn"t seem to be acting too covertly, but that"s because nobody was around.""

Lindsay is still young and yet she had more sex partners than a Bonobo monkey.

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7th Heaven star Beverly Mitchell was an ugly teenager but she"s now a very attractive woman. And we"re not saying that because we can see through her pants. Yeah, you have that superpower too, just click on the following picture to use it.

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Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter "Borat" in his Da Ali G Show, has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world"s ninth largest country. The comedian appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

""We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone"s political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing. "We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate."

You can hear Borat"s hilarious response to the beating by visiting his wonderful homepage.

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I’m haven’t made up my mind about Victoria Silvstedt. I prefer natural women but she has sex written all over her face. I put her in the same league as Pamela Anderson in terms of appearance. The problem with Pamela, in my opinion, is that her sex appeal is fake. It’s an act. I can see right through it. You know deep down inside Pamela is working real hard to hide her insecurities of dealing with gravity. In reality she’s nothing more than a washed up 40 something that has the need to project a certain image. Victoria on the other hand just oozes SEX. She knows she’s a little vixen and that’s what makes her ok in my book.

More Victoria Silvstedt Here

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Here’s a little boost of confidence for you guys who haven’t been getting some lately.If Jack Osbournce can, you can too. Just say you’re Ozzy’s son and don’t aim high.

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Russell Crowe joked about his telephone assault on a hotel worker while hosting the Australian Film Industry Awards on Saturday. The short-tempered actor walked on to the Melbourne stage carrying an old-fashioned Bakelite telephone and said:

"If there are any problems and you do get up here and go on too long, then "hello" to my little friend."

He failed to impress viewers with his bad taste comedy routine and viewing figures started to drop dramatically as he kept dropping four-letter words and bad jokes about throwing telephones. Crowe was given a one-year conditional discharge earlier this month after admitting to assaulting a hotel worker.

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If you don’t like sports, I suggest you move on to Fergie’s Lady Lump . This will be of no interest to you.

I watched the CFL Grey Cup yesterday and as I mentioned in my last post, I had 50 bucks on the Montreal Alouettes. They lost but I was very impressed with the game. The way the CFL does their overtime is with a shootout. Basically, both teams have a chance to score. It’s not who scores first. Obviously, the players in the NFL are much better but these guys showed a lot heart. If you ever get a chance to see a CFL game, I recommend that you do. It’s very exciting.

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Lindsay Lohan snaps pics of paparazzi [Hollywood Rag]

Alyssa Milano is still hairy [Hollywoodtuna]

Janet Jackson is really fat [Egotastic!]

Jennifer Garner is carrying a tribe inside of her [Popsugar]

Kimberly Stewart ans Talan call off engagement [A Socialite"s Life]

Listen to a track from Death From Above 1979"s remix album [Stereogum]

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The Scorpion King was filmmaking at its worst but we could endure watching it thanks to Kelly Hu and her sexy outfits. You"ll notice that her red carpet appearances are very entertaining too.

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