I’m not a doctor and I’m not qualified to make a diagnosis on Jessica Simpson’s lips. Yet, I’m assuming one of two things: Either she pumped up her lips with collagen or she just finished giving some guy the craziest oral sex ever. I think the truth is that she wants to steal Brad Pitt from Angelina Jolie. It has been reported that she has a crush on him and I predict that in six months Brad and Jessica will be dating.

Jessica Simpson’s See-thru Pics Here

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I can’t take Fergie anymore and I can’t take back the 30 times I’ve pleasured myself thinking of her. How did she get to be so ugly and what the hell went wrong in the last 4 years? Someone please explain this to me. I never seen anyone go from hot to not so quickly. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she has a great body but she’s a paper bagger now and that’s the bottom line.

Fergie’s Nipple Slip Here

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Mariah Carey has gotten so fat, she has to wear animal sizes.

More Mariah Carey Here

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NY Daily News reports that reports that the couple has snagged an exclusive "seven-figure" contract with Starbucks Coffee Co. to drink, be photographed with and generally promote the popular java around the country.

"It"s a relatively new deal," says the insider. "And considering how often they are photographed with the stuff, I"d say they"re working pretty hard."

A spokeswoman for Starbucks said that they would never be in the business of establishing contracts with celebrities to use their products. Yeah, we guess celebrities just want to get their fix.

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Linda Park, who was also known as Ensign Hoshi Sato, is a lovely girl and we hope she will land a role in another TV series now that Star Trek: Enterprise is over.

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Emma Watson, who plays the always wise Hermione in the Harry Potter movies, is already near the top of just about every internet sicko"s fantasy. So before posting photos of the young actress, we wanted to remind perverts that she"s not legal yet. That"s the reason why we created a Countdown to Legal Age Meter.

Countdown To Emma Watson Legal Age

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Kelly Brook celebrated her 26th birthday with her boyfriend Billy Zane at St. Barths, France. Nobody would care if she wasn"t walking around topless. We have to say that exposing your boobs is a nice way to remind the world that it"s your birthday. But when we see these pictures, we find it kinda funny that Kelly tried to ban nude scenes from her new movie, Three.

The following pics are NSFW!
               

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Remind me never to have legitimate children.

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I’m very disappointed in Vanessa Marcil. I gave her an opportunity to date me and I have yet to receive a call. I guess some celebrities think they’re too good for Hollywood Tuna. Oh well, I’ll just have to make someone else a big star. Enjoy your stint on Las Vegas. Don’t come crying to me when it’s over.

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NY Post reports that the movie Memoirs of a Geisha may not play well in Japan because the movie"s three lead roles are played by Chinese women - Ziyi Zhang, Gong Li and Michelle Yeoh. It may be even worse in China because the Chinese, still bitter over the Japanese occupation from 1931 to 1945, bristle at the idea of Chinese women playing geishas. A blogger in China said of Zhang:

"She"s sold her soul and betrayed her country. Hacking her to death would not be good enough."

Damn, she"s an actress. If, let"s say, Jessica Simpson plays a hooker in a movie, does it mean she"s really a hooker? Mmm, okay, that wasn"t the best example.

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