Angelina Jolie wants more kids but she also wants more ink.  The actress, who already has her sexy bod adorned with several tattoos, but is reportedly saving a spot on her butt for Brad Pitt. Angelina has just added another tattoo on her back, "Know Your Rights", and she"s reportedly planning a tattoo of a bunny, which represents new lover Brad Pitt"s Chinese birth year, on her sexy derriere. She has 11 tattoos on her body, the most impressive one being a huge Asian tiger which is located on her lower back.

We wonder why Tara Reid looks so surprised. We don"t think it"s because she was named the number one Hollywood party animal by In Touch magazine. Tara recently said:

"If I work on a movie for two months, I should be able to dance on as many tables as I want to." She added, "I don"t care what anyone says about me - I always wake up with a smile."

So why does she look like a deer caught in the headlights if she says she just wants to get wasted, dance and hang out? Caption this you gossip whores.

Tyra Banks impersonated socialite Paris Hilton for a special Halloween edition of The Tyra Banks Show that will air tonight.  But Tyra wouldn"t hold a Tinkerbell lookalike as she"s allergic to dogs. And not even a dose of antihistamines before the show could make her change her mind. Anyway, it has to be the creepiest Halloween costume ever.

Sharon Osbourne, the best mother in the world, hates pop superstar Madonna. She named the Kabbalah devotee as one of three "nightmare" dinner guests.

"I would like to punch her," Osbourne told British GQ in an article due to come out shortly, according to UK reports. "She is so full of [bleep]. She"s into Kabbalah one minute, she"s a Catholic the next. She"ll be a Hindu soon, no doubt."

We never thought such wise words could come out of Sharon"s mouth. In related news, Madonna recently said that the media shoud respect Tom Cruise"s religion. By the way, we suspect Sharon and Kelly Osbourne worship the devil... Everybody has a cult and like God says, it"s all about respect.

Before she was corrupted by the Hollywood system, or should we say by Paris Hilton and other pointless celebrities, Lindsay Lohan used to be a sweet and innocent girl. That was before plastic surgery, collagen injections and coke-fuelled parties rumors. We hope you"ll like these pictures taken from Lindsay"s High School Yearbook.

Kate Moss has checked out of an Arizona clinic where she has spent a month trying to kick cocaine and booze. The supermodel, who lost contracts with H&M, Burberry and Chanel after the London Mirror ran photos of her snorting cocaine, has already landed assignments in L.A., Paris and New York, her reps said.

""Kate is in excellent spirits and looking forward to getting back to work," a rep for her modeling agency said, adding that she most looked forward to being reunited with her 3-year-old daughter, Lila."

Her ex-boyfriend Johnny Depp has given her the curious gift of a mirror. Depp, who"s part Cherokee, is said to have given it as a shamanic device to help Moss "face herself without fear". Let"s hope she won"t use it as drug paraphernalia.

Legendary actor George Takei, who played helmsman Hikari Sulu for three Star Trek seasons on television and in six movies, has come out as a homosexual in the current issue of Frontiers, a biweekly Los Angeles magazine covering the gay and lesbian community.

"The world has changed from when I was a young teen feeling ashamed for being gay," he said. "The issue of gay marriage is now a political issue. That would have been unthinkable when I was young."

George, a Japanese-American who lived in a U.S. internment camp from age 4 to 8, said he grew up feeling ashamed of his ethnicity and sexuality. He likened prejudice against gays to racial segregation. The 68-year-old actor said he and his partner, Brad Altman, have been together for 18 years. William Shatner must be very jealous.

Eva Longoria is tired of Hollywood and she plans to return to her native Texas when her TV show Desperate Housewives ends.

"I"m just a Texan through and through. I want to move back to Texas as soon as I"m done with the show, whenever that is. You know, I"m never followed by paparazzi in San Antonio. I"m never bothered with people in the trees trying to get a picture of me in my kitchen in San Antonio"

She probably doesn"t know that photo agencies use bionic monkeys that can climb trees and take pictures of celebrities in their showers so she shouldn"t be that confident no one will take pictures of her trying to fry an egg in her kitchen. We"re not kidding, bionic monkeys are for real.